Jessica B

clumsy, hardly trendy, loud & crazy

[Jessica B @dynamite23]

@selenagomez and yass and work and yass and slay and yass. Hilarious 😂
#onlymurders

[i am @johnAcastaneda]

People of #Maui #MauiFires I can not reach my Uncle. His name is Mark Stefl. He’s the only 7 foot dude on the island. He’s a well known tile contractor, avid bike rider and just an overall good human. Please help me find him.

[The Tennessee Holler @TheTNHoller]

😳NIGHTMARE: “She bled so heavily her husband slipped in her blood.”

PRO PUBLICA on a Tennessee mom without funds to travel out of state forced to carry a life-threatening pregnancy, gave birth to a 1 pound 15 oz baby, can never have kids again. #ForcedBirthState @GovBillLee

[Jessica B @dynamite23]

Idk how this survived all these years and through Covid at @ClevelandClinic but read a @people mag from March 2003 today!

[Dirk Libbey @ThemeParkDirk]

Not only should this woman have a job for as long as she wants it, she should be a bloody Disney Legend.

[President Biden Archived @POTUS46Archive]

Over the last two decades, more school-age children have died from guns than on-duty police officers and active duty military combined.

Think about that.

Congress, the time to pass stronger gun safety reforms is now.

[Jessica B @dynamite23]

Is Trent Crimm wearing an Ashland University t shirt in the final episode???? @TedLasso @Ashland_Univ

[selwyn kane apologist @deannareads]

Whew Netflix is making a LOT of enemies. Kids away at school, kids who live with different parents depending on the day, grandparents who live elsewhere but have their own accounts, people who travel for work…like girl. All this and half your mess can’t get a season 2??? Be fr

[Victor Shi @Victorshi2020]

BOOM: Karine Jean-Pierre just called out Marjorie Taylor Greene during a live press briefing for borrowing $183,000 to forgive her business loans, but denying debt relief to the 92,000 student borrowers in her district. So much more of this, please. Call every one of them out.

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

And then she voted against the right to contraception so she could double this problem and give it to the next person

[Fuck You I Quit @fuckyouiquit]

If you work really hard you too can someday help further enrich billionaires

[Fuck You I Quit @fuckyouiquit]

Fucking nailed it @thatquietsong

[Fuck You I Quit @fuckyouiquit]

That $500B is in the bank accounts of what, three people?

The majority of Americans can’t afford $1000 emergency.

[Texas Democratic Party @texasdemocrats]

You co-authored the 2021 #txlege permitless carry bill, you feckless coward.

[Jo @JoJoFromJerz]

You can’t go to work, to the MALL, to the grocery store, to your church, to the movies or the bank.
You can’t attend a concert, go to a dance class or go to see your doctor. You can’t ring a doorbell, use a leaf blower, hop in a car, pull down a driveway, bounce a ball, or ask the neighbor to keep it down.
You can’t check out a farmer’s market or mail something at the post office or go to a parade, and you certainly can’t send your kids to school without worrying that someone will get shot.
That someone you LOVE will get shot.
Or that YOU will get shot.
This is where we are now.
This is not normal.
And this is not fucking ok.
It’s NOT fucking ok.

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

i keep seeing this post make rounds on the internet and i assumed it was recent so i looked it up on facebook to find out it’s over 7 years old

[Oklahoma Department of Wildlife Conservation @OKWildlifeDept]

it looks like another lovely spring day to REMIND YOU DELINQUENTS TO STOP "RESCUING" BABY ANIMALS. THEIR MOMS ARE MOST LIKELY NEARBY SO JUST MIND YOUR BUSINESS.

FAWNS, DROP EM'.
BIRDS, LEAVE EM'.
RACCOONS, DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT.

ARMADILLO?¿? ARMADILL-NO.

[Laura Bassett @LEBassett]

They were five people, including an 8-year-old boy. What a vile and dehumanizing way to describe the victims of a mass shooting