chris maher

B movie masochist, Battle Royale runner-up

[chris maher @dynamitecadaver]

@RoxsyTyler @therockgod61 would you fuck me? I'd fuck me...I'd fuck me hard. Then treat myself to a lovely dinner + a not-so-happy ending.

[chris maher @dynamitecadaver]

@xero_koolest your words warm my heart....like blood fresh out of the microwave. Glad you enjoyed and thank you for your demented support!!

[chris maher @dynamitecadaver]

@RoxsyTyler im honored in his choice of supurb role-models. I would have responded to this earlier but had to scrub the blood off my hands

[chris maher @dynamitecadaver]

@RoxsyTyler he is the only one. I cant handle that much nipple.

[chris maher @dynamitecadaver]

@RoxsyTyler @therockgod61 at least not the manager. #f*thatguy

[chris maher @dynamitecadaver]

I wish i could tweet as easily as i kill. You kids and your new fangled technology....

#willkill4laffs

[chris maher @dynamitecadaver]

The return! The sequel! The....uh....return! House of horrors is a go. Watch it! Or piss off

https://t.co/dNX1Dej3RO

[chris maher @dynamitecadaver]

@RoxsyTyler yes yes yes 1000x YES

[chris maher @dynamitecadaver]

@RoxsyTyler the intro...i wish the coaster car ran over the manager #spellitout

[chris maher @dynamitecadaver]

@RoxsyTyler i wish the roller coaster car ran the goatee wearing fluff puff over

[chris maher @dynamitecadaver]

Face down, seat up #HangoverSongs @midnight

[chris maher @dynamitecadaver]

Minnie taxi driver #Addawomanimproveamovie @midnight

[chris maher @dynamitecadaver]

Michonne got rick rolled! @AMCTalkingDead

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No b.s....he thanked me for what i said

[chris maher @dynamitecadaver]

@lieuo @Nicole_Magnoona @Princessluna11 @Habeebakhattab this level of misogynistic douchebaggery makes my head spin

[chris maher @dynamitecadaver]

@GBProbst i was nice to you! i complimented your eggs didn't i?!

[Apocalypse Kiss @ApocalypseKiss]

The trailer has been unleashed! Are you ready?
http://t.co/ZOmkAs388D

[chris maher @dynamitecadaver]

@Fischee Monday night tweet time, killing bugs and installing stripped poles