Dynasty Snark

I like dynasty football and being snarky.

[Dynasty Snark @DynastySnark]

How do you even work this Twitter thing? I feel like Mark Sanchez in the pocket right now. #dynasty #dynastytrades #FantasyFootball

[Dynasty Snark @DynastySnark]

Only hesitation is that fournette was in a terrible situation and we all know what kind of talent he is. This would be buying low.

[Dynasty Snark @DynastySnark]

Trade offer came through in a PPR league. Which side would you take? @MyFantasyLeague

[Dynasty Snark @DynastySnark]

@KBSports5 @MyFantasyLeague That’s my instinct as well. Appreciate the feedback.

[Dynasty Snark @DynastySnark]

Need some help! @MyFantasyLeague Finals in our league. Who do I start this week:

[Dynasty Snark @DynastySnark]

@JoeyColonna @MyFantasyLeague @FFDynastyTrades I’d pay a high 2 or low 1. I’ve seen Henry go for Mid 1s which is why I asked. I’d much rather have Gus. So does everyone else it looks like.

[Dynasty Snark @DynastySnark]

Last poll was Gus vs Henry. Looks to be overwhelmingly Gus. So let’s try this. @MyFantasyLeague @FFDynastyTrades Gus is closest to:

[Dynasty Snark @DynastySnark]

Which side would you take? @MyFantasyLeague @FFDynastyTrades

[Dynasty Snark @DynastySnark]

Move over everyone. Rocket scientist coming through.

[Michael Lombardi @mlombardinfl]

If the Pats gave up just a fifth with a kick back of a 7th it tells me that the other offers must not have been strong

[Dynasty Snark @DynastySnark]

Josh Gordon not showing up to camp is not good for his fantasy owners. I have a feeling he’s going to the Lakers.

[Ryan McDowell @RyanMc23]

This is the last full week of the year without an NFL game.

[Dynasty Snark @DynastySnark]

Which side? @FFDynastyTrades @MyFantasyLeague #dynastyfootball

[Dynasty Snark @DynastySnark]

@EmpireFFL @DTC_IzzyE If LeBron James is underpaid, which he drastically is, he should go be an accountant. 👍

[Dynasty Snark @DynastySnark]

@EmpireFFL @DTC_IzzyE Lol if teachers are underpaid, they can go be a janitor or an accountant instead of actually fixing the pay scale within that profession. Great argument.

[Dynasty Snark @DynastySnark]

@DTC_IzzyE This will be the first year Kirk Cousins can decide his own destiny. He will get paid as you said. Prior to that, he was forced into contracts. A guy like Bell will have no say unless he signs the long term deal.

[Tyrann Mathieu @Mathieu_Era]

I could be the browns QB with Flash & Juice playing receiver! Just throw it up.

[Brad Evans @NoisyHuevos]

YOU CANNOT STOP THE CLEVELAND MACHINE!!! They’re like the dude in your fantasy league hitting the accept button after a night out at the bars. https://t.co/OzfBuikLuY

[Kyle Posey @KP_Show]

Kizer walks into the QB room & sees Hundley

[Pharaoh of Phantasy ⚖️ @DTC_IzzyE]

“One year off, two years off, three years off, Smirnoff, Whooping Cough, Beef Stroganoff, Bernie Madoff, Jack Mehoff, it dont matter. Josh Gordon getting six”

[Pharaoh of Phantasy ⚖️ @DTC_IzzyE]

Can we request to cancel the Monday night game? I messed up badly. https://t.co/X572pSVR7r