Danny J. York

Retired elementary school teacher.

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@bagsfan75_Tony Rodney Allen Rippy?

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@bagsfan75_Tony "I for one do not think that the problem was that band was down. It may have been that there was a Stonehenge monument in danger of being crushed by a dwarf."

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@Acyn That little nervous laugh lets you know he knows it's over.

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@joncoopertweets One milllllllion dollars.

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@tanyalovesbenny Brothel....Next exit.

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@Super70sSports "How's life treating you, Normie?"
"The way a baby treats a diaper."

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@DrMoneyTrees The Little Liver Band

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@InternetH0F Line worker at an explosives factory and airline pilot.

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@FrankConniff The baseball loving, crayon hatted sidekick was THE best thing about that movie.

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@JacksPlaceJF Happy birthday, sir.

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@NotlouisCk Is this the part where we go "oooooooh....ahhhhhhh?"

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@RonFilipkowski Two days later he called another press conference at the Ritz.

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@gnuman1979 Can't ya just hear the car insurance agent laughing.

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@barrylongii Greatest corn dog ever....Trade Day, Collinsville, Alabama. They fry them fresh and use a small paint brush to add either ketchup or mustard.

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@TheRickWilson His cornbread ain't done all the way through.

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@HNTurtledove I'll have the lamp medium well...hold the shade.

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@PoliticsVerse_ @NBCNews Wait!!! I thought Kari Lake was Governor of Arizona. She keeps telling us she is. She's lying?!?! Say it ain't so.
I hope you enjoyed Sarcasm Theater.

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@newschannelnine Allow me to translate. "No one is paying attention to me. Let me say something so batcrap insane, that they'll write about me again."

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@aintscarylarry I did nine pushups yesterday. However, mine looked like this.

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@NikkiMcR I couldn't find my socks this morning....damn vaccines.