Dylan Preston

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

My run at a perfect bracket @MarkTitusShow

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Your boy that hasn’t watched a game all year but picked McNeese as his 12-5 upset

[Tommy O’Dwyer @TommyOKid]

“I’m on yo bumper” goes so fucking hard

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

No one:

My sleep paralysis demon:

[Bussin' With The Boys @BussinWTB]

Shane Gillis on SNL again is going to be electric

[AB @AB84]

Cracker of the day #CTESPN

[The Figen @TheFigen_]

Every living being has the right to play football. 😂

[Dylan Preston @dypreston3]

“When life gives you lemons, make lemonade” Doesn’t it take more than just lemons, what about the water and sugar. Kinda feels like life is screwing you over then, huh? #LEMONADE #lemonademouth

[Rotten Tomatoes 🍅 @RottenTomatoes]

Watch the official trailer for #MastersOfTheAir, the 9-part series, premieres January 26 on Apple TV+.

[Dylan Preston @dypreston3]

70’s rock and 90’s country is peak music. No debate #hotterthanahoochiecoochie #freebird #friendsinlowplaces

[Bussin' With The Boys @BussinWTB]

This may be the greatest preseason touchdown pass ever

[Dylan Preston @dypreston3]

At this point if you claim to not like Nickleback, you’re just lying to yourself #photograph #iftodaywasyourlastday

[Dylan Preston @dypreston3]

If you don’t cry at the end of Toy Story 3, I’m convinced you don’t have a soul
#BuzzWoody #ToyStory

[Dylan Preston @dypreston3]

If my life ever came down to whether or not I charge my AirPods at night, just RSVP to my funeral cause I’m not making it

[Dylan Preston @dypreston3]

It’s ok @Fergie, big girls can cry 😭

[Dylan Preston @dypreston3]

Early signs of Alzheimer’s: If you believe Ohio has anything good to offer the rest of the US, you should seek help and get checked #helpyourself #seekhelp #Ohiosucks

[Dylan Preston @dypreston3]

I have done some pretty desperate things in my life, but I can proudly say that I have not once, in all my years of social media, posted on Instagram then screenshot it and posted it on my snapchat story with a caption “Go like the recent.” #morals #whydotheydothat #whatelse

[Dylan Preston @dypreston3]

I personally believe that limboing to the song “Margaritaville” by Jimmy Buffet should be an official event at any track tournament #makeithappen #howlowcanyougo #wastingawayinmargaritaville

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

.@russellcrowe has the perfect name for the The Nice Guys sequel. @KFCradio

[Dylan Preston @dypreston3]

Life Hack: instead of buying boring stuff that you “need” like plates, go get a couple frisbee’s to eat on. That way once you’re done eating you can immediately go burn those calories off and have fun while doing it #themoreyouknow #lifehack