Lucillifer

21 | She/They 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 | ''fist in the air in the land of hypocrisy'' |↓'Dysastro' for 10% off! CBD and THC products↓

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I don't have a good life insurance policy, but I DO have 2 catalytic converters, and that's pretty close.

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@dutchdalton992 @yashar Autism is considered a genetic disorder. do you know how passing genes works, or do I have to explain that science to you too.

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got gendered by some drunk lady (barely standing)

still, felt nice

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dick so good I be putting bitches in conundrums

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I could save the whole world with 4 litres of Dr. Pepper

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thinking about taking a hiatus from all this stress, anyone know any fast-acting tips for getting a coma?

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"...and they /JUST/ ate my ass.... that's a CRAZY thing to do to someone before breaking up with them???" -April... Something, 2024

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@ImALiv3un2Chr1T @brenca1908 @ElonHasNoPP @gotaproblemhere @nyi_news @Farnswurth @AlinaHabba well... this is Bill Clinton. and id bet you all the money in the world, that the actor/robot/clone you swear they replaced Joe Biden with, has nothing to do with Bill Clinton.

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@brenca1908 @ElonHasNoPP @gotaproblemhere @nyi_news @Farnswurth @AlinaHabba I'm just not sure what relevance Clinton has to the current election?

like... whatever point you think your making, literally doesn't exist to make lmao. you sound fucking crazy

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"see, this is why I fucking hate capitalism. Tinder always shows me the bad bitches RIGHT when I'm outta swipes 🙄"

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@JanelleHut10367 @Dan1231 @3YearLetterman @souljagoytellem the less you get it, the funnier it gets

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@iam_OA_ @3YearLetterman @souljagoytellem this reads like someone with absolutely no modern life skills, I'm not gonna lie

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medical advancements are the worst, used to be they just killed you 😩

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@lol235586975679 @QueenOfTheMothz @GoLeafsGo1985 @eljest_ @SaeedDiCaprio right, we should just genocide the civilians of every country ever thats had horrific affiliations, your way sounds so much more reasonable.

you ever affiliate with the USA? they've done some heinous shit, we should kill em all, yeah? that's what you're arguing for anyway

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@GoblinCityBand @polypocketknife based

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She tunneling on my princess till I Diana

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"in the back of house with my dick in a Baconator™"

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my two loves:
dry humor, and wet bitches.