k-ler

lover of cats and ladybugs

[bоо @gorjusbutiful]

i have sold baby yoda to chinese herbalists who will dehydrate him and use his powdered form in tinctures

[GREGY @Gregy_Online]

shazaming a queef

[fluttershy @hwrtyed]

i heard too many sounds at once and now im a bitch

[elroymonté @finess3nce]

yt ppl really do be cutting donuts in half at work

[ajanwachuku. @ajanwachuku]

I hate when my side hustle (my job) gets in the way of my main hustle (dilly dallying)

[lee ˚ ༘ 𖦹⋆｡˚ @whodfislee]

body wash names for men be frying me, niggas just be smelling like ideas

[𝔤𝔞𝔟𝔯𝔦𝔢𝔩𝔩𝔢 ☥ @avampirism]

cannibalism is romantic you guys are just cowards

[barrel rolls @barrel_rolls]

asking the turbotax person if they’ll visit me in jail

[cle’hoe @baldingclit]

he pulled my panties to the side & some of his pc parts fell out

[Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred]

Charlie Kirk memorial pez dispenser would go hard

[henry - ͜ - @fruitfaggot]

friday night amirite brother

[barrel rolls @barrel_rolls]

shaving my entire body to write an email

[crust bucket @eeeosburn]

Getting ur dick sucked during facebook market scrolling time

[#1 crush @num1crush]

ONE GM AFTER ANOTHER