Tori

i unfortunately just live tweet whatever i’m watching. currently love island i fear. which is like lost… in a way…

[Tori @dysentori]

rupaul thinks discord addams is her labubu

[Tori @dysentori]

what they don’t tell you about seeing coyote vs. acme in theaters is that your eyes will also be subjected to the angry birds 3 trailer

[Mak @mak_aura]

Whenever they talk about microplastics I just imagine this stuff floating around in my body

[Tori @dysentori]

@memesistential there were full muppet sketches the first season it was just too much to keep up with

[YBG Don @cocotresco]

Bonjour Delilah what’s it like in Quebec city

[Tori @dysentori]

who let pilot pete become a father surely we could’ve prevented this as a society

[Маделейн . @normalmadeline]

The quotes have apparently never experienced this absolute fabulousness??

[Jay, Non-Binary Dumbass @ThirstyAssAlt]

Like people say “Kobe” before shooting a basketball, I like to say “Hemmingway” before getting hammered and depressed

[zaso ✟ 📹 🔜 HHW2026 @ev1lzaso]

only tubi could get the room on a streaming service for the first time ever

[Shady Niall Horan Facts @irwinsnewangel]

like what do people know about my good close personal friend michael robert chang jr

[Tori @dysentori]

current clients:

ezra and julia
brandon and ciara
britt and taylor
pasha and amber

hailey bills may join

[Tori @dysentori]

my mop bucket just looked at me and said “call off your techno boy-toy or i tell the cops what your mom keeps in the lasagna box. chilling.

[sam ꕤ @berstcns]

this is so tea ugh

[Tori @dysentori]

@4uchampp i was watching jaws with my dad the other night and he goes “i’ve never noticed that guy wearing a suit on the beach in this scene”. like okay man what are we even observing here

[Tori @dysentori]

kimia’s dad and kurt making fun of the script together 😭

[Tori @dysentori]

spending so much time contemplating whether i’m an issa or a billie that i’m starting to believe i may actually be a zack-carlos

[Tori @dysentori]

and i think you forgot to call off your techno boy-toy

[Tori @dysentori]

paul baker and his sister blair baker

[katie ౨ৎ @yurifilmss]

paul baker, anton, and issa to billie and samir next season probably

[𝚑𝚒𝚜𝚙𝚊𝚗𝚒𝚌 𝚙𝚒𝚡𝚒𝚎 𝚍𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚖 𝚐𝚒𝚛𝚕 🍉 @mathewrodriguez]

What’s next, Netflix? “Let’s Mess Around With Ike”?