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[IT Unprofessional @it_unprofession]

I fly out tomorrow morning for a business trip.

My CEO asked me, "Can you finish the Q4 budget reconciliation on the flight? It’s a 8-hour trip, perfect time to focus."

I looked at him with genuine horror.

I said, "Are you asking me to access proprietary financial data on a public transport infrastructure?"

I listed the threat vectors:

- Airport Wi-Fi (Man-in-the-Middle attacks).
- Airplane Wi-Fi (Unencrypted packet sniffing).
- Visual Hacking (The guy in 14B looking at my screen).

I told him, "For the safety of the organization, I must initiate a Total Digital Lockdown from the moment I leave my driveway until I am behind the hotel firewall."

He looked at me and said, "You gotta be kidding me. I work on the plane all the time."

I didn't blink.

I said, "I know. And that is why I don't sleep."

I walked away before he could argue.

So, for the next 24 hours, I am effectively "air-gapped."

In reality, I just downloaded three seasons of The Office to my iPad and I plan to drink three mini-bottles of gin.

I could use a VPN. I could use a privacy screen.

But then I'd have to do work stuff.

I'm not lazy. I'm the first line of defense.

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@MemIngenjoeren Kossu tog oss alla till en annan dimension

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Källberg 🇸🇪👑

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I’m feel. i’m very feel #Usyk

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Grupptags i all ära men ser riktigt toy ut med biltema-cans & cap.
Handstyle ska vi inte ens tala om..

[Edis @EdisHedin]

Det här är ta mig fan inte ok!! 😡 bengaler och så det här. Skäms på er!

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Jävla genidrag av gnaget

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Helvete HAHAH

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ERAAAAABI

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RHYMES 🔥🔥

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MIN FINSKA BRODER MARKOO LEHTOSALO ÄR SVERIGES 2 PAC

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Glad midsommar era R Ö V H A T T A R

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POV: Viceroy #Hexatronic

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Krävs alltså att en debuterande 19årig högerback, love it

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Karlsson's mål i debuten minst sagt imponerande

[Zlatan Ibrahimović @Ibra_official]

10p

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Norska fitt-robot

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@zerozone_gaming @TheTallRooster @d4rtaine @joaoperdigao_go @SykeeLoL @WGR_LPLOL @dumarcreative Nelun?

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Feber på nyårsafton..
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