dyslexialexia

[Riċ @ricblurs]

to fuck around is human, to find out is divine

[A @deafandblinddog]

Naming my daughter California

[basil @blis5ful]

they caught me dillydallying my life is over

[miss information @intelligentpawg]

twitter is cigarette for the eyes

[cuckold jones @cuckcat]

for christmas i’d like to figure it all out

[g @34rths]

My 2026 Resolution is to see what happens

[hera @shiningdaisies]

lately there has been too many days in a row

[⟢ ⟣ @vamptact]

being in yr 20s is abt experiencing the worst thing you can imagine & then having to go to work

[໊ @user0000O0]

half of twitter is horny and the other half is suicidal and asexual

[Fallon @filthtofilth]

it’s because you’re always on that damn cigarette

[Chris @citehchris]

well well well if it isn’t a beautiful woman with correct opinions

[oatmeal influencer @acechhh]

I love beating a dead horse with the girls. There is nothing better than a Saturday night rehashing and never letting that horse rest in peace

[danlet @evildanevil]

Asking the bartender if hes mad at ne

[maybeiBOO @maybeiw0nt]

fit check (wearing my heart on my sleeve)

[🤍 @quannxie]

ive never met a man that hasnt pissed me off

[cuckold jones @cuckcat]

who up begging their brain to be better

[mariana @pastapilled]

babe would it fucking kill you to meow back

[👾 @Vampstxrz]

I wish someone was so hungry they would eat me 😟