king larp

im a minor dont be a pedocel

[king larp @dysmorphiate]

there is a fat fucking indonesian man whos beating his dick using two fingers to stroke his micropenis to blue archive characters & has a tcc tiktok account

[king larp @dysmorphiate]

@MeepBIeep someone cant see the "parody account" underneath my name

[Antn @antnnnn_0]

Every time I close my curtains to jerk off I feel like a police officer turning off his body cam

[belongtonicolii @Vi_Nicollle]

Cómo me siento tuiteando sin seguidores

[∀ @PeakPiece31]

hello I would like one euthanasia

[𓏏𓏏 soso . ♡ॱ𓏽 @skyracer129]

matching pfps for the family

[Agonent🧡👑 @Ag0nent]

Gucci Gucci Morty Club

[king larp @dysmorphiate]

me

[Çıelľę @Cielle_vibes]

people who keep tweeting with 0 likes fear no one

[kiah #C SZN @luvwmyhiatuses]

me then:
happy
likes foids
has friends

me now:
emotionless
faggot who likes moids
popular loner💀

[⋆˙⟡ cora @emptycrew]

fool me once? i forgive you
fool me twice? i forgive you again
fool me thrice? its ok i forgive you
fool me quadrice? i forgive y

[sora. 罰 SMT IV @_mayaamano]

random SMT demon that'll ambush you and make you lose 15 minutes of progress

[king larp @dysmorphiate]

@MeepBIeep you have the same taste in media as the nine year old cousin at the family gathering with the dirtiest ipad known to man

[Yserah @yserah_]

"I'm a top" "I'm a bottom" well I'm a mess, I'm a loser, I'm a hater, I'm a user, I'm a mess for your love, it ain't new

[ian @cornyloser]

there is no fucking way you guys live like this

[SⒶL (?/39) @b0nes0fsal]

watching yoursef get fatter and uglier everyday

[Gucci morty @Mortygucci]

How to join the f*cking gucci morty gang
1. no brandcest you can’t f*cking ship adidas rick and gucci morty that is a violation of gucci morty bodily autonomy
2. Remember we are all one vessel
3. We go to f*cking war for our fellow gangstas
4. You better f*cking love gucci morty

[fahmeedx @fahmeedx]

dealing with ppl that want to “hop on a call” for everything

[mellipede @mellip3de]

the “who asked “ era was fucking evil dude
had my ass crying bro
people were so mean