absolute unit tester

more on this story as it develops. he/him

[absolute unit tester @dysolution]

I have a couple questions for the inventor of the shit-eating grin.

[Fuck You I Quit @fuckyouiquit]

Every single employee telling you they’ll quit if you do this should have been enough data

[Ted Lieu @tedlieu]

Basic facts

1. Neither the Democratic nor Republican party can indict anyone.

2. A grand jury of regular Americans decides to indict an individual.

3. To convict an individual, prosecutors would need to prove their case beyond a reasonable doubt to a jury of regular Americans.

[Sgt Joker @TheSGTJoker]

Dear Stupids,
Jack Smith used his power to gather the evidence and he presented the evidence to the Grand Jury. The Grand Jury is saying Yam Tits should be indicted, not President Biden, or Barbie, or Hunter, or M&Ms, or Little Mermaid, or Hillary, or Bud Light. The Grand Jury.

[Luke Savage @LukewSavage]

You'll go on a podcast and cry about it for an hour?

[Outspoken™️ @Out5p0ken]

Who paid off Kavanaugh’s loans, ya know the guy who just denied student loan forgiveness …

[absolute unit tester @dysolution]

Is there any stronger evidence that American meritocracy is a myth than the current majority of the Supreme Court?

[Alexis Ohanian 🗽 @alexisohanian]

Y'all are gonna bring that same energy to end legacy admissions at universities, too... Right?

[Chris Line @Chris_line]

"Anyone who beats their male or female slave with a rod must be punished if the slave dies as a direct result, but they are not to be punished if the slave recovers after a day or two, since the slave is their property."

Slavery ended despite Christianity, not because of it.

[Karl Sharro @KarlreMarks]

Humans doing the hard jobs on minimum wage while the robots write poetry and paint is not the future I wanted

[petermshane a/k/a petermshane.bksy.social @petermshane]

No, if my favorite Justices are receiving secret gifts worth hundreds of thousands of dollars, they, too, should resign.

[A.R. Moxon 🦋 @JuliusGoat]

“Our current set of human assumptions about laws have led us to maximize human imprisonment for corporate profit; now let’s create an AI and put them in charge of making laws.”

lord save us from tech dudes

[Scott Linnen @ScottLinnen]

Friday will mark 800 days without consequences for an ex-president, his lieutenants and congressional coconspirators who attempted to overthrow the U.S. government by fraud and by force. In case anyone’s still counting. And still screaming.

[absolute unit tester @dysolution]

@Jennife89647696 @Sierra_S_Todd @CenturyLink same

[absolute unit tester @dysolution]

An orgy of mendacity and willful ignorance. https://t.co/PrgNBv1WNj

[absolute unit tester @dysolution]

@phyllisstein me at the lumbar

[absolute unit tester @dysolution]

If enough patriots fire enough rounds vertically, they can solve at least one of our country's biggest problems. Godspeed.

[. @GregTSargent]

Wow. @KariLake and @JDVance1 are letting our country down. They're pointing their guns in a direction other than the southern border!

[absolute unit tester @dysolution]

[groundhog day joke]

[absolute unit tester @dysolution]

This is one of the funniest things I've enjoyed in a long time.

[Charlie Brooker @charltonbrooker]

Cunk on Earth is now streaming everywhere on Netflix (outside the UK)

[absolute unit tester @dysolution]

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