dylan

twenty-eight, uk, they/them. // i'm a big fan of space, both outer and personal.

[dylan @dysoriented]

crossposting to every social media i can because i’m so proud that he’s finally done ❤️ #ff7 #ff7r #ffvii #ffviiremake #cloudstrife

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

0 labubus owned, 0 episodes of Love Island watched, 0 dubai chocolate products ingested

[dylan @dysoriented]

long ago, the four beatles lived in harmony

[dylan @dysoriented]

not even american and yet the nervousness is tangible in the air

[dylan @dysoriented]

few things boil my piss like planned obsolesence tbh

[dylan @dysoriented]

should be an actual crime that kindle only works on macos 12+. you're telling me that my laptop is now unable to run an app i had for years?

[sulky . . @sulky80715248]

Instead of tweeting I just choose someone that I like and text them every single thought in my brain every day forever until they get sick of it and tell me to die

[✧˖°⋆｡˚ rye ✧˖°⋆｡˚ @mariahniccole]

happy international women’s day 💘

[onion person @CantEverDie]

when i have watched an animated show there was never a moment where i had thought “wow i wish i could watch this same show but not animated and worse”

[dylan @dysoriented]

is he gnc or does he just wear hawaiian shirts

[ian @icy__gee]

seeing everyone talk about this being their first day back to work

[ria ?! @v3nomousse]

anyone else feels a deep crushing sense of loneliness or what

[dylan @dysoriented]

twitter hyping up #saltburn as super disturbing had me expecting thematic gay cannibalism or smth

[dylan @dysoriented]

wondering why i’m sad and convinced everyone hates me until i remember it’s been like a month since i had my meds lmao

[juju 💰 @ayeejuju]

mfs that have twitter but never tweet anything

[mar 🫶🏼 @itsmariannnna]

happy stylish but illegal monkey day to all those who celebrate

[dylan @dysoriented]

maybe they know i’m always covered in cat hair and it inevitably ends up all over their seats :(

[dylan @dysoriented]

why do taxi drivers have to sit in place for ten minutes minimum before actually leaving to come pick you up. genuinely would love to know