Lynz 🏳️‍🌈

She/Her, business owner, ex-comic. I like songs and singing. Badly. Hater of dentists. @dyzzylyzzy.bsky.social

[Saul Staniforth @SaulStaniforth]

.@ClaireHanna: "Last week, in a very high profile case, the murder of Natalie McNally, the judge.. talked about a frenzied knife attack, he talked about wounds so bad the cause of death was unable to to be determined. There were no riots over the perpetrator of that brutal crime"

[Louise Donaldson @Loulameg]

Newcastle’s new kit for next season.
Apparently if you wear it to Greggs they can scan you and you get a free sausage roll

[Lynz 🏳️‍🌈 @dyzzylyzzy]

@Borochubster If the snake lasts til next season 🤭

[Lynz 🏳️‍🌈 @dyzzylyzzy]

Ignore the decorating filthy mirror, but the big guns plate out today - my mam’s Boro polo shirt, about 30 years old and not worn since she passed. I’ll probably spend most of the time in the kitchen panicking, like she used to! #utb #utfb

[Lynz 🏳️‍🌈 @dyzzylyzzy]

@BBCTeesSport I think the key thing about Kim Hellberg is that he’s been a teacher. He knows how to get the best out of people and he knows patience and understanding. He’s the best thing to come along to us in a long time! We shall be. #utfb

[Lynz 🏳️‍🌈 @dyzzylyzzy]

@DamienK73 I finally made my husband throw out most of his drawer of random cables. We needed one of them a few weeks later and he has never let me forget.

[Lynz 🏳️‍🌈 @dyzzylyzzy]

@utb_smith Why do they all try to grow facial hair to seem more relatable?

[Lynz 🏳️‍🌈 @dyzzylyzzy]

I think this just proves the Manager of the Month curse - this is what happens when you win three in a row!

[Lynz 🏳️‍🌈 @dyzzylyzzy]

I knew the Matt Hancock-looking twaty bastard was shifty! #utfb

[Lynz 🏳️‍🌈 @dyzzylyzzy]

@will_nett He’ll be begging to do the commentary for the final to try and ruin our day.

[Will Nett @will_nett]

Listen carefully; it's the beautiful sound of Don Goodman smashing his kitchen up.

[Lynz 🏳️‍🌈 @dyzzylyzzy]

@TweetsbyHarold They’ll probably appeal the punishment, not the deed. It’s standard play I’d think, but they’ve got no chance!

[luke @louorns]

A message I got from someone at the EFL today about #spygate

“Do not go against Steve Gibson. Fuck me the bloke is a nutter for his club”

[Stuff_By_Mark @The_Ren1981]

Happy Birthday to Mr David Byrne.

[Harry Eccles @Heccles94]

Nigel Farage has 5 houses.

Zack Polanski lives in a house share with 5 other people.

The media is trying to tell you Zack is the problem.

[Lynz 🏳️‍🌈 @dyzzylyzzy]

@the_teessider He looks like Matt Hancock

[Lynz 🏳️‍🌈 @dyzzylyzzy]

I’ve just realised who it is that Eckert reminds me of… Matt Hancock.

[Aaron Parnas @AaronParnas]

NEW: The National Guard has been spotted playing the arcade games put up on the National Mall by Secret Handshake making fun of Donald Trump, Pete Hegseth, and the war in Iran.

[Lynz 🏳️‍🌈 @dyzzylyzzy]

86 minutes of anxiety left… #UTFB

[Dobby Club @DobbyClub06]

Reform waking up to realise Nige isn't prime minister but they're now just in charge of multiple bin collections