dzaferism

[🐾 @narcoticdoll]

U gotta larp getting hoes to get hoes

[donald boat @laserboat999]

It’s important for your development as a person to have a solid 6 months where the only person who cares if you live or die is the gas station guy

[Zlatan @doktorzlatan]

Was zur Hölle

[feyisayo 💸 @feyiszn]

It’s actually crazy how you grow up thinking home-cooked meals every day are just normal, then get older and realise how much time and effort it took your Mom to make that happen and how lucky you were to have that.

[jonotin @jonotinn]

I've shitted in bathrooms you wouldn't even piss in

[Minjens @minj3ns]

frau im bus beschwert sich dass hier irgendwer dolle stinkt ich kann’s nicht sein mein 72h deo hält noch 45min

[ً @artfuIchaos]

sorry for acting nonchalant i didn't know your boobs were this big

[Incelnito Spastiko (privileg. nichtsn faule Ratte) @NRWFluechtling]

Digga haben so eine hübsche Türkin auf der Arbeit

Problem: bin Nazi

[Yashaswi More @itsyashi24]

u know ur fucked when u keep skipping every song

[Louise Jensen Duffy (also Ernest Jensen) @LouiseWeebe]

From a very young age I knew something was wrong with everyone else.

[Reechmilly @Reechmilly]

A nigga deserves a year where life gives him something back for all the shit he had to endure

[lxlia @lxlyuh]

sometimes i think of you and need 5 cigarettes

[Philip Debussy @thotmanifesto]

one good sleep can have you feeling like a white woman in a yogurt commercial

[猫しか勝たん @A1P4CA]

夢の中で全力疾走してる

[v33 🐞 @TOADVEE]

every time i wanna quit smoking cigs i start encountering Cigarette Situations

[big titty warlord @retarded__woman]

If you are retarded past the age of 26 you are retarded forever