Dzafirul Haniff

Often, I tweet from a made up character in my mind. My tweets are quite commonly, something not to be trusted.

[Dzafirul Haniff @dzaniff]

Today I found another trigger for heartache; Unmuting work chats.

[Dzafirul Haniff @dzaniff]

Looking for a house. Looking for a housemate. Looking for a job. Looking for any way forward at this point.

[Dzafirul Haniff @dzaniff]

End of 2024. It's been 37 years. I think I'm due for a miracle no?

[Dzafirul Haniff @dzaniff]

In 2024 is "laughter is the best medicine" still accurate or do we see it as emotional masking?

[Dzafirul Haniff @dzaniff]

Ok hear me out. Deadpool doesn't actually join the MCU but appears in every post credit scene.

[Dzafirul Haniff @dzaniff]

The older I get the more I think I actually do have a type and that type is... Chiropractor.

[Dzafirul Haniff @dzaniff]

You watch enough Ryan Reynolds and Hugh Jackman interviews and then realize David Tennant and Michael Sheen did it first.

[Dzafirul Haniff @dzaniff]

I don't think you ever stop wanting more. But I think you'd reach a time in your life when you'd start realizing that there's so much you'd want less of.

[Dzafirul Haniff @dzaniff]

It's not about your title. It's about your role.

[Dzafirul Haniff @dzaniff]

@fatinsy_ Whereeeee

[Dzafirul Haniff @dzaniff]

You said this year was gonna be easier. That it'll be move a lil slower. Why'd July?

[Dzafirul Haniff @dzaniff]

Finding myself increasingly annoyed by most people.

[Dzafirul Haniff @dzaniff]

"What's your biggest fear? " They asked.

"That I'm not really healing. Just growing accustomed to the pain."

"You need therapy" they said.

"Yeah... Physio."

[Dzafirul Haniff @dzaniff]

I'd like to push to end the sexual use of the term "daddy" and replace it with the more apt... "Papadom." Youre a papa. You're a dom. You're a snack.

[Dzafirul Haniff @dzaniff]

The days are passing by too quickly while the hours are slowing to a crawl.

[Jimmy Carr @jimmycarr]

Jimmy Carr: Natural Born Killer premieres April 16 only on @NetflixIsAJoke

[Ale 💋 @rwyleric]

1. romeo and juliet is fictional

2. the 1996 film romeo and juliet was not the first film adaptation of william shakespeare's play

3. romeo and juliet is not a movie; it’s a play

4. francesca is not the first black woman to play juliet

5. the first juliet was played by a man

[Dzafirul Haniff @dzaniff]

Sometimes you chase after something so much that it goes from the "thing you've wanted" to just wanting to achieve that past desire.

[Dzafirul Haniff @dzaniff]

Overheard: "Am I fat or do I just not know how to pose?" As they look at presumably a photo of themselves on a phone...

Same. I feel ya.

[Dzafirul Haniff @dzaniff]

@vestigeisactive Whereas I think I want the work, I don't want to need the job.