Dzarl

[Dzarl @dzarlz]

Played dead for a week, saw competition, and resurrected. Imma do you one better and send you back to the afterlife till I see you. Back of the line(You still top choice sadly 😭).

[Dzarl @dzarlz]

Selective amnesia just to keep the peace... wild.

[Dzarl @dzarlz]

It’s wild watching people get louder the less relevant they get. Bad intentions really start showing on the outside after a while.

[Dzarl @dzarlz]

Nearly got whip lash again, missed by merely a hair

[trex @_trexszn]

The universe gotta funny way of reminding you to focus on yourself.

[Dzarl @dzarlz]

If IDGAF was a person…

[سيّن @imsommez]

Forget an age gap. Y’all ever experienced an intelligence gap?

[Dzarl @dzarlz]

Buttercup was down atrocious for swamp trash in Powerpuff Girls, and some of y'all really made outdoing her your whole life's strategy 🤭

[Dzarl @dzarlz]

If effort is a sign that something isn't yours, then why did Krishna cross every boundary for Radha?

Love isn't measured by what stays effortlessly; it is revealed by what is worth every effort.

Dharma doesn't forbid effort; it gives effort its purpose.

[trex @_trexszn]

U ever broke up with someone and ur whole family was relieved.

[X @Xouy17]

Right now is a terrible time to piss me off, I will never talk to you again. Idgaf who you are.

[Dzarl @dzarlz]

You blocked me, but you can’t build a home without blocks. And we both know you love a solid foundation. See you soon.

[Dzarl @dzarlz]

“The Lion, The Witch and the Audacity of this Bitch”

[your babyy ❤️🦋 @Veryweirdgirl_]

If your relationship makes you ask Ai about your partner's behaviour, leave.

[Dzarl @dzarlz]

Instagram be warning me about “evil” lightskins lately 😭

[Dzarl @dzarlz]

Turning your hobby into a hustle hits different when your passion project is getting railed. Zero overhead, pure profit, just vibes, spit and sweat. Meanwhile, I’m over here choking on documentation.

[Dzarl @dzarlz]

How you have a long day at work and take it out on someone just tryna do their job so violently. It’s be the twink looking niggas moving like this, fucking lawn gnome pumping his oversized clit; I got that nigga banned next he show up he finna be the bitch he looking for

[Dzarl @dzarlz]

Imagine turning from secure to fearful avoidant

I usually have a crush by now, but nope…

[Dzarl @dzarlz]

I know the scene out here is small, but losing followers and getting essays in my DMs because I posted a friend is crazy. Who raised y'all? 😂

[Dzarl @dzarlz]

I have 12 ways of making J rice, it was time for me to show up, just for me to make jollof pudding with a side of gizzard drenched in oil 🙂

[Dzarl @dzarlz]

I’ve been around, lived with and worked with toxic/narcissists most of my life in every subsection, but if this truly is the reality going forward, no semblance or peace just endless bullshit, I’m more than ready to log out.