dan

[dan @dzync]

i cant believe you have mamdani and still want this like girl tAKE HER

[Anima Cristi Fermean @thequeenanima]

Tignan: Trump, pinag re resign ng mga DDS sa New York. Sara pinatatakbong presidente ng USA.

“Ayaw nyo kay Sara sa Pilipinas, dito nalang sya sa amin sa New York - DDS supporter”

[miia @miiagarro]

the world contains protons, neutrons, electrons and fucking morons

[dan @dzync]

amy santiago:

[❦ @xylocine]

putting risa hontiveros' name on a list of allegedly fake files is certainly a choice cause that's the kind of academic overachiever who probably has every receipt archived, labeled, color-coded, and backed up in three different formats since her day one in the public office 😭

[iam ian 🇵🇭 @IanIslander3]

Kumusta po drop na kayo eh dapat 3-consecutive absences punta na po kayo sa registrar

[dan @dzync]

kaya pala nawawala ang blue ribbon committee kasi nasa buhok na ni imee

[News5 @News5PH]

‘IPAKUKULONG SI JINGGOY, HINDI KO MAINTINDIHAN’

‘Yan ang reaksyon ni Sen. Imee Marcos kasunod ng nangyaring pag-aresto kay Sen. Jinggoy Estrada sa Senado ngayong Lunes, June 1, dahil sa kasong plunder. | via Mon Gualvez

[lijah 🫀 @arthoelijah]

me graduating with a degree from a top university to enter the worst job market and economy since the great recession

[dan @dzync]

bought an ube kreme filled but got ube kreme topped instead huhu where is the filling gimme my ube pls @dunkinph

[paul dano’s lawyer | comms closed @niIagangbaka]

magkakaroon daw ng backrooms breakout room sa pilipinas, eh sa glorietta pa nga lang di mo na alam san ka pupunta especially with all that construction

[dan @dzync]

can’t believe al from al’s toy barn is still evil 😔 put him back in his chicken suit 😔

[ABS-CBN News @ABSCBNNews]

Senate President Alan Peter Cayetano says they will act on the articles of impeachment against Vice President Sara Duterte “forthwith” once these are transmitted to them. He also assures there will be no delays. | via @victoriatulad

[dan @dzync]

shes just like me

[sabrina pics ✦ @brinajpg]

"sabrina, what's your favorite movie?"
"uh... shrek 2!"

😭😭 #metgala

[dan @dzync]

ah it’s time for my favorite unemployed twitter holiday: the met gala

[m @yowot_]

"AI will replace u" okay be an eldest daughter in an asian family

[Ryan Petersen @typesfast]

The good news: The labs have started to hire undergrads again.

The bad news: The labs in question

[Josh Watson @JoshuaLWatson]

arguing for my thesis goes beyond the scope of this paper

[dan @dzync]

i got catfished i thought drop dead was a breakup song but listening to it now, damn… she really was in love

[dan @dzync]

hey those are my two first guesses everyday 😭

[Crimson @sanestlyneyfan]

?!?!??!?!??!

[dan @dzync]

is this the new spongebob news anchor?

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

Miss Norway's salmon-inspired national costume stuns audience.

[dan @dzync]

@wxanyz huy

[dan @dzync]

lesson of the day from taylor’s engagement: be delusional. all travis had was a friendship bracelet and a dream.

[dan @dzync]

just saw a comment on tiktok saying “team jeremiah because belly doesn’t deserve better” and i felt that in my bones