Elliot Dixon

just boys being boys. no rts plagiarized tweets only

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I’ve gotten so old, I don’t even recognize my own butt hole anymore. Every time I go to wipe it seems like a new grapes gone and shown up on the vine

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Riddle me this trump; if there’s no such thing as trannies, then what did I fuck last night???

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Sometimes I shake the bag just so I can have more fries at the bottom to act all surprised when I rediscover them

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A beer tasting zyn would be ideal. Half the time I feel like I’m drinking some hipster beer accented with fckin mango or berry blast or whatever 😂

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Everyone always asks, how’s the job coming. And never how I’m coming

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It’s always what you think

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@14Mole Mirror pic goes hard

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When her song is too good😂 found this in my album today and started crying

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When I start balding up top I’m just gonna shave the middle like a monk. “This was a choice”. Kinda like the abstinent religious kids that ac had no shot at play anyways.

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It’s a hard time to be someone who takes drives around in their spare time, shits adding up with these gas prices

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They say knowledge is power but I think it’s closer to sorrow

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You know what, the only time I was happy is when I was stupid

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If only there was a page dedicated to a page dedicated to things

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I just got dumped by my girlfriend, she wants her “things back”. I’m gonna mix in a couple shirts that other girls have left over the years in the batch just to have one last little 🖕🏼

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It’s so easy to be a famous rapper if you’re a famous rapper

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I like being sick or hurt when you have a gf, you get to act like a big lil baby for a bit.

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Kinda wild to think we’ll be the last generation to say, “I grew up before cell phones were around”

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Another foul ball, but I’m still glad I hit it

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Once every couple years there is nothin wrong with bending over infront of a mirror and looking at the war zone of an asshole you have

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A musical about slavery only in theatres on Christmas Day??? Not sayin shit about slavery dw, but that’s a weird flex no?