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@jason_donner @yashar Say hello to our new SecDef

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@marcorubio REPUBLICANS STILL HAVE THE MAJORITY IN THE HOUSE! If your party can't whip their own people in line and pass the CR then they don't deserve to lead.

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@chessninja @Kasparov63 Yuri

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@lisastark351 March 1, 2019

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@marcorubio *mimes the masturbating motion*

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@Stonekettle

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@pptsapper The navy may have to bring back the rum and grog ration aboard ship

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@AwardsDarwin @coffee_minion

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@HalpernAlex The line at the Sbarro was too long to wait?

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@sfmnemonic It'll be cool until another internet Voltron is formed by swallowing up the pieces like after we broke up the Bells

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@TheRickWilson Anything that's worth doing is worth overdoing

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@metaprinter @BrandyLJensen I got the 10ft one on Amazon and I was like "wow I might've gone too far"

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Hey everyone!.@RickSantorum doesn't want this photo of him cozying up with Russian spy Maria Butina out in the wild. RT like it's going out of style!

[David Hogg 🟧 @davidhogg111]

You definitely should NOT rt this photo of @RickSantorum with Russian spy @Maria_Butina that Rick wants off the internet

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@HalpernAlex Everything went straight to shit once they fired up the Large Hadron Collider

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@yashar This really is the stupidest timeline

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@KaraCalavera Pretty sure that's how you get a kitty Voltron

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@pptsapper I've been watching 'Deutschland 86' all afternoon and apparently I've missed something

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@Stonekettle Sounds like someone is trying to get a presidential pardon for Blago

[Yo yMisKosas🖤 @Yoymiskosas]

@StephGrisham45 @FLOTUS She is a Birther and we will never Forget.

[Scott Dworkin @funder]

Congress leaves DC today. These useless Republicans won’t be back:

-Paul Ryan: Worst. Speaker. Ever.
-Orrin Hatch: Demented.
-Jeff Flake: Spineless.
-Bob Corker: Gutless.
-Dana Rohrabacher: Putin’s Rep.
-Trey Gowdy: Obsessed with Hillary.

Good riddance to all of these traitors.