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Add it to the Tweet Hall of Fame

[Ty Lawson @TyLawson3]

4 things I’d rather do than be a thunder fan:

1. Play hide and go seek w/ Jeffery Dahmer in an abandoned Chucky Cheese

2. Be a Temu parachute tester

3 Stick my D&@k In a blender

4.Lick a port-o-potty toilet seat at Coachella

Yall are some Losers

[Jonathan Lucroy @JLucroy20]

This is what happens when you don’t have veteran leadership in clubhouse.

Some people think it’s funny, I think it’s horse***t. If he was my teammate, he and I would have a major issue.

Kids come to these games and emulate us. That is a responsibility we must uphold to the highest standard.

This isn’t the WWE.

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@SheaSerrano Idk man this is pretty great

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BYEEEEEEEE 🥰

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

After drafting Florida kicker Trey Smack in the sixth round last month, the Packers released veteran kicker Brandon McManus today, per source.

[E @e22doubled]

Elite pick, Gutey clears

[Green Bay Packers @packers]

Welcome to Green Bay, Brandon!

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Btw the Taylor Jenkins hire is a home run

[E @e22doubled]

Shams dying on this hill is peak comedy

[ClutchPoints @ClutchPoints]

Michelle Beadle: "Shams is reporting that Giannis was not a part of the hiring process of Taylor Jenkins."

Bobby Portis: "I don't think it's true." 👀

(via @RunItBackFDTV)

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No one has done less with the Crew than Pat Murphy, prove me wrong

[E @e22doubled]

Fucking wah, enjoy your millions

[Curt Hogg @CyrtHogg]

Brewers manager Pat Murphy was not a fan of the fans booing Trevor Megill tonight.

[E @e22doubled]

Am I supposed to care what Pat Murphy’s non-winning ass has to contribute?

[E @e22doubled]

All time collapse, I blame the jerseys

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Bye Megill

[E @e22doubled]

1. “Wisco”?!????!!!!!
2. When did we become the Mets?
3. City connect jerseys not representing the city is a choice.
4. That hat logo is atrocious.
5. I do like the barrel man and bobber logos, they deserve credit there.

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🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮

[Milwaukee Brewers @Brewers]

If you're from Wisco, you know the way

#WiscoConnect

[E @e22doubled]

This quote is one of the dumbest things I’ve ever read.

[Adam McCalvy @AdamMcCalvy]

“Even though the official branding is City Connect, we call it ‘State Connect’ internally.”

Here’s a piece of longstanding Brewers trivia to explain why that strategy made sense for the new alternate unis. ⤵️ https://t.co/836J1hI0dw

[Shams Charania @ShamsCharania]

An NBA spokesperson in response to its Milwaukee Bucks-Giannis Antetokounmpo investigation: “The NBA’s Player Participation Policy investigation into the Milwaukee Bucks and Giannis Antetokounmpo is ongoing and certain facts remain in dispute. The investigation has found that the Bucks scheduled Giannis to work out last week in three-on-three scrimmages as part of his return-to-play process, but he declined to participate. There is a disagreement as to whether the team requested that Giannis participate in a group workout earlier this week, and the league is continuing to monitor the situation.”

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@ABC with an all-time ball drop on that Artemis II launch. Horrendous camera work all around

[Rob Perez @WorldWideWob]

You could assemble every Oscar-winning writer in Hollywood and they still wouldn’t be able to put together a funnier Duke losing script than that.

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Adam Silver is ruining the NBA

[Shams Charania @ShamsCharania]

The NBA presented three comprehensive anti-tanking concepts to its Board of Governors on Wednesday, with modifications expected to each before a formal vote in May, per ESPN sources.

1. 18 teams in draft lottery (seeds 7-15 in each conference) – flattened odds, with bottom 10 teams having an 8% chance, the remaining 20% odds distributed in decreasing order for 11 through 18, and and a lottery drawing for all 18 picks.

2) 22 teams in lottery using 2-year record (seeds 7-15, plus the four playoff first round exits in both conferences). Lottery teams would reach a minimum win total floor in each season, such as 25 wins. If a team falls short of the floor, it gets slotted to meet the floor. Top 4 drawn as part of lottery, as is currently.

3) 18 teams in a "5 by 5" lottery – bottom 5 teams have equal odds for the top pick, with lottery formed for picks 1-5. Bottom 5 teams have a floor at 10; those that fall out of top 5 get sorted in a separate drawing.

[Paul Henning @brewcitypaul]

I can not wait until this man is no longer coaching my basketball team

The Doc Rivers Era has been so brutal to everyone: players, fans, organization

Please just leave