The Oldest Emo Kid

Coffee Maestro, Lover of weird facts, & Pro Wrestling. I drink Malt liquor like the bum I am. I hate with style and creativity. Burrito? Why yes.

[The Oldest Emo Kid @e2_g2]

So my parlay into being an adult has failed miserably. I am now accepting applications for an Asian House Boy.

[The Oldest Emo Kid @e2_g2]

Is twittercide still a thing?

[The Oldest Emo Kid @e2_g2]

I guess this really is just social media.

[The Oldest Emo Kid @e2_g2]

I so sick of hating all my friends, I’m just too lazy to get new ones.

[The Oldest Emo Kid @e2_g2]

@DitzWitDTits Beauitous

[The Oldest Emo Kid @e2_g2]

My impact is not as great as I thought.

[The Oldest Emo Kid @e2_g2]

Apparently this is “just” social media.

[The Oldest Emo Kid @e2_g2]

Ah....

[The Oldest Emo Kid @e2_g2]

@ispypanda I’m totally ok with that.

[The Oldest Emo Kid @e2_g2]

I twill never be good enough.

[The Oldest Emo Kid @e2_g2]

At least I’m ok at something.

[The Oldest Emo Kid @e2_g2]

@DitzWitDTits *Bows* 💋

[The Oldest Emo Kid @e2_g2]

@Matthew62668734 @AviJ_fuckEL @mtgnewstoday @sickofit @SamuelHBlack @fffreakmtg I agree. One could just shrug it off. I think the big issue is that @fffreakmtg has been considered, by many, as an upstanding dude and an honest fella. Even the notion that he did something “shady” could hurt him.

[k-breazy @_kbreazy]

I just wanna be the reason for that smile on your face 😍

[The Oldest Emo Kid @e2_g2]

@AmyJamiCowan There is no question in my mind. Yes. They. ARE.

[Amy🦋 @AmyJamiC_Persnl]

Is a Transgender Woman a Woman?

RT for YES
LIKE for NO

Trying to prove a point which shouldn’t even be proven in the first place. Transgender women are women.

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[Kung Fu Kanga @_little_old_me]

I just sneezed & no one blessed me. I am all alone in this world.

[ᴘ ᴀ ɴ ᴅ ᴀ @ispypanda]

I wanna be the reason your workday is fucking awesome.

[Facts About Wasps @AboutWasps]

How to spot a wasp:

Not a wasp. Wasp.