tea 🪐

oh I’m not actually here

[tea 🪐 @e2rnl1]

Peace until the moon fails 🌙

[kat @yslnadi]

Realizing corporate life requires an ass licking skillset I was simply not born with

[aunty @DaughterOfSamoa]

And my answer is always yes

[tea 🪐 @e2rnl1]

I’m actually really excited to watch spider man

[jezz @JezziiB]

Ok so here’s how it works
Dads with daughters: Women’s restroom.
Moms with daughters: Women’s restroom.
Dads with sons: Men’s restrooms.
Mothers with sons: Women’s restroom.
Hope that helps.

[tea 🪐 @e2rnl1]

I’m rewatching htgawm and why is laurel castillo still so pmo

[tea 🪐 @e2rnl1]

Let me hear yaaaaaa 😂

[tea 🪐 @e2rnl1]

Roigb leeg!

[NRL @NRL]

QUEENSLANDER 🔴

[tea 🪐 @e2rnl1]

Why is poko always reffing the big games

[retrocvnt @retrocvnty]

“But Debbie… pastels?” Morticia sent her over the edge with that comment

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

The best response I’ve seen to AI anything has been, “why should i bother reading something that nobody could be bothered to write”

[tea 🪐 @e2rnl1]

Had to delete tt cos that shit was making me depressed

[Thrilla the Gorilla @ThrillaRilla369]

Instead of adding pink ribbons to their products every October maybe companies should just remove the cancer causing ingredients

[tea 🪐 @e2rnl1]

One like and ill rewatch succession

[tea 🪐 @e2rnl1]

Now when you put it like that arguing/doubting God just makes you look silly 😂 silly silly human

[C. S. Lewis @CSLewisDaily]

“When you are arguing against God you are arguing against the very power that makes you able to argue at all.” - C.S. Lewis

[𝟮𝟭.🛸 @Big_tagg]

when you realize you overshared with a gossipy person

[seenbysummerwalker @kaaitaae]

Someone save Tongans from AI flyers pls!!!!

[Isabelle Krause @Isabelletkrause]

Satan's target is your mind, and his weapons are lies. So fill your mind with the Word of God.

[tea 🪐 @e2rnl1]

I just realised if mirabels mom can heal people, why does mirabel and her dad need to wear glasses.

[ℋ𝒶𝒾𝓁𝑒𝓎 @Am_hailey]

I direct a local daycare center. Our policy is strict: pick-up is at 6:00 PM, and it's a $2 late fee for every minute past that. At 6:45 PM, a young mother burst through the doors, completely out of breath and wearing hospital scrubs. Her late fee was $90. "I am so sorry," she cried, hugging her toddler tightly. "The hospital was severely understaffed, and they mandated I stay for the shift change. I know I have to pay the fee. Just please don't kick us out of the program. She looked like she hadn't slept in a week. I logged into the billing system, highlighted the $90 fee, and hit delete. I went to our kitchen, packed up three leftover servings of the kids' baked ziti dinner, and handed her the warm bag. "System shows you picked him up at 5:59," I told her with a wink. "Take this home so you don't have to cook tonight." Rules are meant to maintain order, but empathy is meant to maintain humanity.