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[Muel @e2samuel]

Mother fucker would have been whacked around here. Fuck around a find out.

[Muel @e2samuel]

So I never tweet but I'm in a heated debate. What is th3 best "The Carter" I'll go first. 4 followed close by 3 and 5 *I'm gonna skip 1 just because Twitter won't let ne do 5 answers on the poll

[Two Friends @twofriendsmusic]

child: mommy why is my sister's name Roxanne?

mom: because she was conceived while the song Roxanne by The Police was playing

child: oh thanks mommy

mom: no problem, Big Bootie Mix Volume Nineteen

[Muel @e2samuel]

Not a super religious person and usually wouldn't post anything like this but asking for prayers for one of my best friends.

[Muel @e2samuel]

Nobody can actually convince me that they don't like Nickelback.

[Muel @e2samuel]

@nycjim @realDonaldTrump B jbbb. B b n nv b b BBQ. .m.m.m. m. Nv mmm

[Muel @e2samuel]

@bmaYy103 So jealous

[ESPN @espn]

DeMar DeRozan said people should not "vilify" Gregg Popovich or Becky Hammon for standing during the national anthem. https://t.co/66ei6w52O7

[Muel @e2samuel]

I've figured out the key to being hungover at work on a weekday. Just get drunk with your boss at his house and he cannot be mad #mindblown

[Muel @e2samuel]

Sarah ALWAYS has to have a light on in the car when she's eating but my parents led me to believe a light in the car is illegal. Something's gotta give here!

[Muel @e2samuel]

Wanna know how to ruin a decent day? File your taxes expecting a return and find out you have to pay... A pretty good amount of money to boot 😢

[Muel @e2samuel]

Lay off the crack pipe ESPN. No Ohio State?

[ESPN College Football @ESPNCFB]

Our first Football Power Index ranking of 2019 and @ClemsonFB is in the No. 1 spot 😎

[Brody @brodypatt]

Currently the whole state of Ohio

[Muel @e2samuel]

@kurtisray2 I've been telling you for a couple years I would

[Muel @e2samuel]

Dad asked me what was making noise on my truck when I pulled in. I told him probably the whole truck that's why my radio is always so loud 😂

[Muel @e2samuel]

@soneill94 is the best 🥰😍😘

[Muel @e2samuel]

I didn't get poison ivy all year, and here we are almost threw November, and guess which jackass got poison ivy...

[Muel @e2samuel]

@soneill94 I like her more than I like you for sure after that statement

[Muel @e2samuel]

@kattprezz Ok next poll is who wants to help me write it

[Muel @e2samuel]

Help a brother out!!!