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Erik Jensen is strung out on lasers and slash-back blazers. 👨🏻‍🎤A veteran of the Hashtag Wars and the Streaming Wars. Definitely not a robot.

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In case it isn't abundantly obvious, I'm only here to yell at politicians, complain about Corporate America, and talk about what shows/movies I'm watching.

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@LauraLoomer @StephenM As it turns out, you can just tell someone's an ugly fuck by just looking at their ugly face.

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@StevenCheung47 Fuck you, you stupid simp. President Trump is falling asleep at the Resolute Desk with a cheeseburger dangling out of his mouth, and his god damn hand down his pants.

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@Acyn WHO KNOWS, INDEED?! 🤡

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@GovPressOffice They know Trump's a sleepy fuck, and now everyone knows too.

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@RapidResponse47 Just look at that old sleepy fuck snoozing away! 😴

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@atrupar Narrator's Voice: "But the best they were capable of was the worst you could imagine. Because he surrounded himself with fucking idiots, just the world's dumbest fuckfaces, nothing was done, and things spiraled out of control."

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@WUTangKids Sounds like conservative hatred ASMR.

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@hypertension57 @Nonamegup8 @GovPressOffice @harryjsisson Maybe try getting Trump's tiny mushroom dick out of your mouth, and maybe you'd see what's going on?

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@RepMarkAlford @WhiteHouse @RepublicanStudy Imagine screeching in public about dear leader needing a gilded golden ballroom for his bajillion-dollar soirees, meanwhile, America is pumping $6/gallon gas and eating $18 Subway sandwiches. How fucking out of touch is Mark Alford?!

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@GovPressOffice Imagine looking like a human poop emoji, like Steven Cheung. 💩

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@StevenCheung47 Imagine having a monkey's ass for a forehead, like Steven here, and then disparaging other people.

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@GovPressOffice Dear Leader, you have never looked more sexy and youthful! 😍

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@hypertension57 @GovPressOffice @harryjsisson Now, do Trump!
https://t.co/vUUwdAi4vg

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@TheJusticeDept

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@FLOTUS

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@stacycay Top 3 with a bullet:

1.) Billionaires
2.) Trump
3.) Republicans

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@atrupar That sleepy fuck makes Joe look like a cocaine addict.

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@StevenCheung47 Do Kash Patel next! He needs to go to the "private sector" too, where he can drink and commit fraud on his own time.

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@bennyjohnson How fucking wasted is Kash Patel right now?

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@PressSec Your drunk ass wouldn't know success if it came served on the rocks by your bartender!