eli

u already know

[eli @e48737]

some say i play too much… others say i’m too locked in..

[Buck @Buck36043Buck]

While My Guitar Gruesomely Kills Itself

[sebastian castillo @bartlebytaco]

never discussed this publicly but i contributed to the writing of "electric eel" by mgmt and am not only uncredited, but i've never received royalties. i've considered taking legal action a few times but it would be too expensive and likely not worth it

[eli @e48737]

On some days, i’m snoopy. On others, i’m straight Schroeder 🎹

[eli @e48737]

they’re putting a lil dog meat in the cane’s box combo

[eli @e48737]

the world is yer oyster.. and me?
i’m in the mood for some muthafuckin seafood #real

[eli @e48737]

thinking i might have to become the very thing i swore to destroy later 🙄

[eli @e48737]

@_bokobo_ it could happen to you..

[GREGY @Gregy_Online]

looney tunes is insane, the stuff they do on that show

[eli @e48737]

dad absolutely cooked me today when he asked “are you seeing anyone? or just writing about them” 💀

[eli @e48737]

@_bokobo_ columbo would sweat it out

[eli @e48737]

love the cat but can’t forgive her, she spilled my keef

[garshmo @garshmo]

Let’s go out for carrots sometime

[eli @e48737]

@_bokobo_ for reall & rare treasures 🤤

[eli @e48737]

one of these days soon i’m going to transform like frieza

[Merle Faggard @dumpthebosses]

Dude cigarettes are fun cause you get to go walk around outside

[eli @e48737]

follow for more thrifty tips

[eli @e48737]

if you ever run out of altoids you can get about two more mints worth out of there if you lick the tin

[eli @e48737]

i’m gonna hit the trough later if anyone wants some cud

[eli @e48737]

sometimes it can help to start walking around like The Penguin. when times get really tough you can do the voice too

[eli @e48737]

4 beers deep i start feeling a profound love for every true coworker i’ve had