Rowdy Engelkes

[Rowdy Engelkes @e4be2eaa7dc04b6]

Man,I need pics of random toolbags cuz for some reason he insists on showing me random hoes.its WEIRD..Show your boys.they care.I don't.

[Rowdy Engelkes @e4be2eaa7dc04b6]

I dig the chef at Yesterdays....I'm thinking we could be FRIENDS... he texts me back everytime,right away, we have some of the same friends.

[nascarcasm @nascarcasm]

"Of COURSE you can do it again, Jeff. Sh*t I've made like 70 'Mission Impossible' movies." #NASCAR #Brickyard400

[Marley Natural @MarleyNatural]

Today is a good day to plant something...

[nascarcasm @nascarcasm]

Last year it was Jeff Gordon's last #Brickyard400. Today is Smoke's last #Brickyard400. The lesson is put "Last #Brickyard400" in quotes.

[Rowdy Engelkes @e4be2eaa7dc04b6]

Note to self:if he wanted you in his life,you'd BE in his life.and you are not.#sadtruth....

[Rowdy Engelkes @e4be2eaa7dc04b6]

The bars here are full of tool bags and hos.maybe,THATS why I stay home Fri nights....the music that's played,another reason.UGH....

[Rowdy Engelkes @e4be2eaa7dc04b6]

Naughty gurrrrlz need love,too.....naughty boyzzzz do,too!#samanthafox

[Rowdy Engelkes @e4be2eaa7dc04b6]

Watching the replacements and thinking,"Why don't I own THIS soundtrack?????

[NASCAR @NASCAR]

Final lap.

A Sprint Cup Series Championship on the line.

@KyleBusch nails it. #ESPYS https://t.co/WdW2pjkGiz

[Rowdy Engelkes @e4be2eaa7dc04b6]

I'm not sure why this tool bag felt it necessary to show me a pic of some barfly he made out wit. Surprised he can remember...TOOL.

[Rowdy Engelkes @e4be2eaa7dc04b6]

I'll decide,take the dive, take the time, not my life, wait for signs,believe in lies, to get by..

[Rowdy Engelkes @e4be2eaa7dc04b6]

This is not for you,this never was for you...

[Rowdy Engelkes @e4be2eaa7dc04b6]

Oh, no, you boys will never know,how you make the gurrrl feel...

[Rowdy Engelkes @e4be2eaa7dc04b6]

Maybe you're the same as me,youve seen things I'll never see...

[nascarcasm @nascarcasm]

#GunsNRoses needs a Fanatics merchandise tent. Have never waited 75 minutes to blow $90 on a sleeveless tee.