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carolina panhters

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sometimes i write a tweet and it feels like im prometheus bringing fire to man

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call me tom brady the way i spiral

[escapee @e5capee]

perhaps it is penance for our war crimes.

[Tren de Aragua Customer Support Line @jesuslasupajew]

Christian pooplishit 😭✌️

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Hughes amendment

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you cant take away our 2nd amendment rights to balogun

[jxke. 🧸🎰🃏 @cantguardjake]

BLEND TIM REAM INTO SOUP #BlendTimReamIntoSoup

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surfaces the submarines

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they puttin on make-a-wish minutes now

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#morelike75harddrinksinarow

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they gon married w children after they lose

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you cant take away our 2nd amendment rights to balogun

[escapee @e5capee]

at the dc flyovers. this must be how those syrian children felt

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VARNALDO

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i wish i cud be insufferable about geese instead i consider the ramifications every time i hear his voice

[escapee @e5capee]

these sounds and noises mean something to me man

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unfortunately i have to admit watching jude singing wonderwall w the knobhead army is endearing

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twats are singing it like its their actual national anthem. pricks

[aidan @aidanshandle]

maybe the funniest model of all time

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you guys ever listen to solo by future

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they keep saying abs r made in the kitchen yeah so is fried chicken