emily

sorry cant talk having a series of micro panic attacks

[emily @e7ilys]

Calling a press conference to apologize for existing.

[ً @holyaches]

there is nothing more humiliating to me than my own desires. nothing that makes me hate myself more than being burdensome and less than self-sufficient.

[emily @e7ilys]

holy fuuuuuuck i just remembered i saved half a vicodin for tonight as a treat for not kms this weekend god bless

[emily @e7ilys]

can we stop

[Anonymous @YourAnonOne]

Elon Musk says humans will soon have cybernetic chip implants that will enable "God-like powers" describing the chips as creating "Jesus-level miracles."

[emily @e7ilys]

THATS NOT WHAT ROME WAS ABOUT

[birdie @asifoncue]

Texting your depressed friend always keeps U on your toes

[David @OxytocinDAVID]

FINNEAS COOKED HIM LMAOOO

[LPC @landpalestine]

Jewish actor seth rogen says As a Jew I've been fed lies about Israel my whole life

“They never told me that Palestinians lived there. Israel is ridiculous, illogical, and based on ethnic cleansing and genocide”

[carly @magicallyurz]

i hate when people say suicide is a permanent fix to a temporary problem because what if my problems aren’t temporary

[emily @e7ilys]

im so fucking tired

[Pubity @pubity]

Elon Musk is officially the first trillionaire in human history.

[emily @e7ilys]

If given the choice between death and supporting donald trump, not enough of you would choose death, and that’s our biggest problem right now.

[emily @e7ilys]

If the world were ending tomorrow, this isn’t where I’d want to be. So why am I here at all?

[emily @e7ilys]

I think what I like most about the saw movies is all the doors they shut

[emily @e7ilys]

bro

[sigh ‎ ‎ ‎ ⊹ swoon @sighswoon]

I used to struggle with constipation and shifted my diet and water intake many times to fix it. I’d get results for a moment but no ultimate change. I then realized that everyone I know who poops frequently and healthily seemed to love and enjoy pooping. This was mostly men and animals. I realized I did not love or even accept pooping as a concept - I saw it as a burden, one of the most unfortunate and dirty things about being human. It was clear my issue was not a physical or dietary one but purely emotional. I decided I had to love pooping. I began by seeing it as a beautiful cyclic ritual, a bodily rebirth of sorts. I would imagine that more was exiting me beyond the material itself, like old doubts or pains or fears, the innate release of it. I thanked my cells for their hard work in separating the fuel from the waste. What a magnificent machine. How silly was I to think I was above nature? Above the machine that holds my consciousness on earth? Anyways, I haven’t been constipated in months, even if I eat poorly or don’t drink enough water. As usual, Love wins.

[emily @e7ilys]

all im saying is ive never seen jigsaw and luigi mangione in the same room at the same time

[ᅟᅟgibson girl, @sainticide]

to love me is to suffer me.

[cats with jobs 🛠 @CatWorkers]

Social worker.

[xan - temp ia @rxqu1em]

This is frying tf out of me man

[emily @e7ilys]

@rxqu1em LMAOOOOOO

[emily @e7ilys]

@rxqu1em NO BACKFLIPS 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 bro I’ve watched this like ten times im sobbing