miss steak 🥩

I don’t know how many years on this earth I got left. I’m gonna get real weird with it.

[miss steak 🥩 @eBae0518]

How sick in the head do i gotta be to wake up everyday and have a millisecond daydream of getting in a bad car accident to make a bag 💰

[miss steak 🥩 @eBae0518]

Presidential “mental fitness”? What the fuck are we even talking about? WHY are we HAVING to be considering that our leader of the free world would even be close to not mentally fit enough? Oh because we keep scouting over the age of 70, cmon

[miss steak 🥩 @eBae0518]

Ngl, the whole “you didn’t do yourself any favors by talking to the police” can be (situationally) a crock of shit.

[miss steak 🥩 @eBae0518]

“If he’s being creepy and obsessive why don’t you stop responding?”

Because I love watching men make fools of themselves? Hello?

[miss steak 🥩 @eBae0518]

Police pursuit happening in Chester county rn, zipped passed my house and I can’t find any info on it anywhere @PAStatePolice

[miss steak 🥩 @eBae0518]

My mom used to tell me “there’s hardly anything you can do that I have not already done” I cannot wait to throw that line down on my kid

[miss steak 🥩 @eBae0518]

Can’t wait to tell our kid about all the crazy shit we’ve done and been through.

[miss steak 🥩 @eBae0518]

I was 27 when I finally understood what “it’s always the last place you look” actually means.

Like, if I find that thing, it’s in the last place I looked. Why am I so dumb

[miss steak 🥩 @eBae0518]

The husband is the head of the wife, as Christ is the head of the church.

Um. No the fuck he’s not my head. I have my own god damn head and it works perfectly fine. Why am I not allowed to have my own head? If wives don’t need brains, why do women have them.

[miss steak 🥩 @eBae0518]

Why does ‘being a godly wife’ sound so fucking abusive

[mariaa @notmariaaa_xz]

this is what trying to find ur friends at festivals is like @mackwubz

[noah @capsboybebop]

it’s called monday night football because it is monday night

[miss steak 🥩 @eBae0518]

Goal is to visit each team and collect a sweatshirt when I’m there.

I’ve got all the sweatshirts except for @DallasStars @AZCoyotesPR and @Avalanche since I visited those before I had an income of my own lol

[miss steak 🥩 @eBae0518]

I’ve got a seat right behind the penalty box for the @StLouisBlues preseason game on Tuesday and I’m hoping to god it’s a chippy game.

[miss steak 🥩 @eBae0518]

DC ✔️
Vegas ✔️
Seattle ✔️
Philly ✔️
Nashville ✔️
Dallas ✔️
Denver ✔️
Arizona ✔️

St Louis will be team and arena #9

[miss steak 🥩 @eBae0518]

This app sucks I dont even wanna go on anymore. I want my cute bird back!!!

[miss steak 🥩 @eBae0518]

Hid from police for 14 days…. Still…go birds 🦅 @Eagles

[miss steak 🥩 @eBae0518]

My zevo light trap works so well it attracted the LARGEST moths I have ever seen on my property before into my kitchen. Friends, you aren’t welcome here, I’m sorry

[miss steak 🥩 @eBae0518]

@demi_burnett Mans is 10 miles from me, send prayers 🙃

[miss steak 🥩 @eBae0518]

@rmnb A+ dude on and off the ice. It was a pleasure getting to watch garret play and an even greater pleasure getting to work with him during my time at the reading royals, wishing him the best!