Elena Brunori

elephants and platypi are the only mammals that can't jump

[Elena Brunori @eBrunori1]

Happy #NationalDogDay to my boys @BagelB1

[Maddy Gibbons @RetsMadd]

She's a 10, but she's a 14, an 8, and a 12. She just wants to be able to buy pants online, but clothing sizes for women are bullshit.

[petfinder names @petfindernames]

free tiffany

[dan the rock yang @realDANYANG]

there’s no reason this couldn’t be 3, maybe 4 dudes even

[Gators Daily 🐊 @GatorsDaily]

Look at him. Absolutely lost in the sauce

[c a i t l i n @hello__caitlin]

tbt to the Halloween I dressed as an Afghan hound but my friends house had more of a grownups watching baseball vibe

[Disney @Disney]

Let’s get this PATTY started! 🍔 🎬 The #BobsBurgers Movie, coming to theaters Memorial Day weekend 2022!

[Elena Brunori @eBrunori1]

There are really people out there that take cold showers…

[Ben Crump @AttorneyCrump]

East Cleveland officer Nicholas Foti will return to duty & receive back pay after being fired for STOMPING on a man's head during a traffic stop. Ofc. Foti's actions violated East Cleveland PD's policy! He should not be rewarded for his unjustified use of force!

[African American refuge @Sirferrell1]

Say it ain't fucking so

[autogynephagia (cas.bsky.social) @retronouns]

for the benefit of all the trans women out there, please RT this if you're a cis woman and do some sort of periodic hair removal on your face

[Angry Orchard @AngryOrchard]

Ok this was not the plan, but the love for the Boozy Box has been too strong...

10K retweets and we’ll find a way to make it happen for real 🧃🧃🧃

[Mr. ㊙️ @SharjeeI]

When someone is holding the door open for you but you're a little far away

[Rihanna @rihanna]

I’m just here to help. 🤷🏿‍♀️
#wediditJoe

[Davontae Harris @wichkid]

We’re not asking you to shoot them like you shoot us, we’re asking you to NOT shoot us like you don’t shoot them...

[Ben Crump @AttorneyCrump]

Andre Hill was killed by @ColumbusPolice Ofc. Adam Coy yesterday! Coy opened fire 10 seconds after initial contact — while Andre held a phone, NOT a weapon! He was a guest of the homeowners and posed no threat! Andre’s family is distraught and we will get #JusticeForAndreHill

[Elena Brunori @eBrunori1]

To save you 10 mins:
Summary:
-Trump supporters confused at how it’s possible so many people hate trump.
- trump supporters confused at how more people mail in voted for Biden, even though trump told them not to
-trump supporters confused why anyone would fact check the president

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

A must see!

[Evan Kirstel #B2B #TechFluencer @EvanKirstel]

Wolverines can be taught to rescue avalanche survivors 🤩 #SaturdayShenanigans #SaturdayVibes