Mrs. Crumblezz 🧁

EST. 1988 ♈️ /📍THE BAY ↔️ THE VALLEY /💍WIFE 🤱🏼MOM 👜BOSS / ⚾️BUSY RAISING BALLERS🥎

[Mrs. Crumblezz 🧁 @eCakesDiva]

@MarisaMendez I wish I could have called in tonight to thee one and only @MarisaMendez’s radio show with DJ Sour Milk on @Power106LA!! Girllllll, I got some stories! I cannot wait to watch this unfold for you! #MEIAMobb 🤟🏼gang-gang 🤟🏼

[Mrs. Crumblezz 🧁 @eCakesDiva]

Life all happens for a reason; blessings, lessons, reasons, seasons…. and it’s really beautiful when it all seems to fall back into place…

[Mrs. Crumblezz 🧁 @eCakesDiva]

Parenting ain’t for the weak y’all. Consider the fact that you WILL get sick every time they do… and then will have to tend to said sick child, while just as ill. Jesus take the wheel. 😮‍💨

[Mrs. Crumblezz 🧁 @eCakesDiva]

I was wine buzzed by 4pm today and it was glorious 😈🍷. It’s been a nice little weekend while the kids we’re at their grandparent’s house…

[Mrs. Crumblezz 🧁 @eCakesDiva]

When your 7 year old daughter draws her favorite person on your road trip… that’s you @sanbenito! She sings at the top of lungs for every song that comes on!

[Mrs. Crumblezz 🧁 @eCakesDiva]

“I don’t care to stir the pot. I’m just gonna set the whole kitchen on fire…”

Best quote I’ve seen on the interwebs in a while… 😏😈

#firesigngang

[Mrs. Crumblezz 🧁 @eCakesDiva]

2023 is all about reciprocity. Not every situation deserves my time and energy anymore.

[Mrs. Crumblezz 🧁 @eCakesDiva]

My current struggle as a parent is having to tell my daughter “just ignore little Johnny. He’s unhappy with himself so he’s taking it out on you..” versus what I want to say “fuck little Johnny, punch him in the face if he messes with you again…” is so real.

[Mrs. Crumblezz 🧁 @eCakesDiva]

KARMA takes waaaayyyyy too long sometimes. 🙄🙄

[Mrs. Crumblezz 🧁 @eCakesDiva]

@OhhLorren Girlllll, a word! God didn’t make us 5 foot-ish tall to be the bigger person. We would have kept growing…. 💯

[Princess of Genovia @OhhLorren]

I’m tired of being the bigger person

[Mrs. Crumblezz 🧁 @eCakesDiva]

Audio books and my fav podcasts make cleaning days go by much faster.

[Mrs. Crumblezz 🧁 @eCakesDiva]

Fully just decided my house will either smell like mahogany teakwood or champagne toast… no in between. Lol.

[Mrs. Crumblezz 🧁 @eCakesDiva]

@MarisaMendez This cut, style, and the whole outfit is a vibe! ❤️

[Mrs. Crumblezz 🧁 @eCakesDiva]

@DIRECTV I put my zip code in and it says I’m not experiencing any interruptions. Tell that to my husband who’s ready to CANCEL if he can’t watch the World Series. We need a major bill credit for messing with football & baseball.

[DIRECTV @DIRECTV]

@BinkytheDorrmat We have every intention of getting this station back as soon as possible, but the owner of that channel, Mission Broadcasting, has decided to exercise its right to block access to our customers. We're working to resolve this. For updates, please visit https://t.co/sIIIuZ1cx8.

[Cardi B @iamcardib]

All weapons formed against me shall be greeted wit ak47s.

[Mrs. Crumblezz 🧁 @eCakesDiva]

OooOoo y’all… it be the ones who claim they got so much love for you that will attempt to drag your name first….

[Mrs. Crumblezz 🧁 @eCakesDiva]

When you run into @Dame_Lillard buying a beanie for your son… thanks for the sneak selfie Dolla! #oaklandkids #bornandraised

[Mrs. Crumblezz 🧁 @eCakesDiva]

@jessiliza87 Yaaaasssssssss bihhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!! I love this for you!!! Can’t wait for you to break into this industry!!! 🙌🏼🙌🏼

[Mrs. Crumblezz 🧁 @eCakesDiva]

This needed to be on the timeline today… ✨🧿✨