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[manuel @manwelllb_]

asking friends to play games w me just to go on a losing streak

[ً @eIIisabeth]

need to quit my job so i can focus on the tour de france

[𝖆𝖓𝖓𝖊 @anne_alyst]

your lack of personal purpose is causing your romantic obsessions btw

[ً @eIIisabeth]

@yeoyeosangi heyyy is it still there?

[ً @eIIisabeth]

looking for a bts brussels d2 ticket! message me! #875tickets #bts

[Knifften-Alfred @an_dy_wand]

Wie kann man jemand so krass vermissen

[julya @im_julyaaa]

desperdicei 6 meses do meu ano amando alguém que eu deveria apenas ter deixado ir no primeiro deslize e nunca vou me perdoar por isso

[soup🌱 @thrluv]

“i asked chat gpt” well i asked tupac & he said that’s why he fucked your bitch you fat motherfucker

[『ᴄᴏɴꜱᴛᴀɴᴛɪɴ ɢ.ʙ. ꜱᴛʀᴀɴɢᴇʟᴏᴠᴇ』【黒炎】 @Schwarzflamme]

Average Hoenn Boomer wenn die Ozeane verdampfen.

[julie @ilawlieti]

i'm obsessed with these

[lost in latency @lostinlatencyX]

latest character-focused ps1 / low-poly studies

[Nutzvieh @nilherK]

Mein hund hat mich beim einkaufen im auto gelassen und ich bin an der hitze gestorben

[M4ycroondas @M4ycrowaalt]

When my husband's twink boyfriend tries to outdo me at the funeral

[HowlingKanye @HowlingKanye]

When I clean my apartment before a date I feel like a corrupt mayor hiding documents ahead of an audit.

[MUST DIE! @MUSTDIEmusic]

I trapped Charlie Kirk’s soul in a lesser soul gem and am using it to power an air fryer

[mr online @Absolunar]

coworker's Slack pfp

[rebecca @babyybeckz]

We’re supposed to set weekly goals for ourselves for my group therapy and this one lady’s goal is to divorce her husband

[David Rattigan @davidmrattigan]

buying this and then dying immediately and forcing my descendants to finish building it over the next 100 years

[⊹ @DEAADSEAA]

This audio almost made me have a stroke