— 𝘽𝙀𝙏𝙏𝙀𝙍 𝙏𝙃𝘼𝙉 𝙍𝙃𝙔𝙎

𝘐'𝘮 𝘥𝘰𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝙪𝙨. 𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘱𝘦𝘰𝘱𝘭𝘦 𝘸𝘩𝘰 𝙢𝙖𝙩𝙩𝙚𝙧. 𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝙚𝙭𝙚𝙘𝙪𝙩𝙞𝙫𝙚𝙨.

[— 𝘽𝙀𝙏𝙏𝙀𝙍 𝙏𝙃𝘼𝙉 𝙍𝙃𝙔𝙎 @eIevencuts]

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𝙁𝙄𝙍𝙎𝙏 𝙄𝙉 𝙇𝙄𝙉𝙀
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✦✧✧ 𝙺𝚊𝚝𝚊𝚐𝚊𝚠𝚊 𝙹𝚛. ✧✧✦

➷ Nᴏ sᴍᴜᴛ.
➷ Sʜɪᴘs ᴡ/ ᴄʜᴇᴍ.
➷ Sᴇᴍɪ-Dᴇsᴄʀɪᴘᴛɪᴠᴇ.

↻& ♡

[— 𝘽𝙀𝙏𝙏𝙀𝙍 𝙏𝙃𝘼𝙉 𝙍𝙃𝙔𝙎 @eIevencuts]

❝You make it sound like I'm obsessed with the guy.❞

[C͟O͟N͟ A͟R͟T͟I͟S͟T͟！ @vderriinger]

❝ awww , how sweet . you were paying so much attention to his details . ❞

[— 𝘽𝙀𝙏𝙏𝙀𝙍 𝙏𝙃𝘼𝙉 𝙍𝙃𝙔𝙎 @eIevencuts]

❝Nobody's had more exposure to that thing than me. I practically watched the entire process of it coming in.❞

[C͟O͟N͟ A͟R͟T͟I͟S͟T͟！ @vderriinger]

❝ just takes a little exposure therapy . I mean , last time I seen him ── he was pretty baby - faced , so it caught me off - guard . ❞

[— 𝘽𝙀𝙏𝙏𝙀𝙍 𝙏𝙃𝘼𝙉 𝙍𝙃𝙔𝙎 @eIevencuts]

❝You definitely have gone all soft with the guy. Maybe your sister can convince him to get rid of the hideous thing.❞

[C͟O͟N͟ A͟R͟T͟I͟S͟T͟！ @vderriinger]

❝ it's honestly not the worst choice I've ever seen , but maybe I've just gone all soft on him . ❞

[— 𝘽𝙀𝙏𝙏𝙀𝙍 𝙏𝙃𝘼𝙉 𝙍𝙃𝙔𝙎 @eIevencuts]

❝𝘌𝘹𝘢𝘤𝘵𝘭𝘺. As long as he's got his "siege mustache", I'd say he deserves it.❞

[C͟O͟N͟ A͟R͟T͟I͟S͟T͟！ @vderriinger]

pause . record scratch ... she almost forgot about that . ❝ not the wiggly face caterpillar . ❞

[— 𝘽𝙀𝙏𝙏𝙀𝙍 𝙏𝙃𝘼𝙉 𝙍𝙃𝙔𝙎 @eIevencuts]

❝Easy, princess.❞

Putting his hands up in a mocking, defensive way.

❝Even if that was the case, not with that mustache that he's got.❞

[C͟O͟N͟ A͟R͟T͟I͟S͟T͟！ @vderriinger]

eye - twitch ... oh , she hates hearing that name leave HIS mouth .

❝ when are you going to tell him that you're hopelessly in love with him .ᐣ ❞

[— 𝘽𝙀𝙏𝙏𝙀𝙍 𝙏𝙃𝘼𝙉 𝙍𝙃𝙔𝙎 @eIevencuts]

❝The catch is that I'm gonna totally love the look on our mutual pal Rhys's face when he sees you make use of my hairdresser.

And, hey. Who says I can't be giving?❞

[C͟O͟N͟ A͟R͟T͟I͟S͟T͟！ @vderriinger]

❝ huh . so , no catch .ᐣ 'cause I'd honestly rather just pay them for the service . ❞ fiona had plenty of vault hunting money to spare .

[— 𝘽𝙀𝙏𝙏𝙀𝙍 𝙏𝙃𝘼𝙉 𝙍𝙃𝙔𝙎 @eIevencuts]

❝The best that money can buy. I'll even let 'em know that your first trip there is on me.❞

Stubborn seems like an understatement, but. . it suits her.

[C͟O͟N͟ A͟R͟T͟I͟S͟T͟！ @vderriinger]

❝ riiiight .. ❞ maybe it's just her , but she'd always wipe her own ass . ( she's stubborn* ) ❝ so , you can hook me up with a hairdresser .ᐣ ❞

[— 𝘽𝙀𝙏𝙏𝙀𝙍 𝙏𝙃𝘼𝙉 𝙍𝙃𝙔𝙎 @eIevencuts]

Katagawa couldn't help but laugh a bit at her reaction, shaking his head.

❝Don't worry. That'd be too personal for even me to do. Maybe when I'm like, ninety years old.❞

[C͟O͟N͟ A͟R͟T͟I͟S͟T͟！ @vderriinger]

although she could tell her wasn't being one - hundred percent truthful , she still scrunched her face at the thought .

❝ that made me shudder . ❞

[— 𝘽𝙀𝙏𝙏𝙀𝙍 𝙏𝙃𝘼𝙉 𝙍𝙃𝙔𝙎 @eIevencuts]

❝Please, of course I do. When you're rich, you can have somebody for literally everything. I could pay one of my employees to wipe my ass if I wanted.❞

Despite it not being untrue, and extremely cocky, he's mostly joking.

[C͟O͟N͟ A͟R͟T͟I͟S͟T͟！ @vderriinger]

❝ aah , I've always just tackled my own hair . sometimes my sister would help out ── haven't seen her around in a while , though , so it's gotten longer . ❞

raising her scarred brow . ❝ do you have a clothing stylist too .ᐣ ❞

[— 𝘽𝙀𝙏𝙏𝙀𝙍 𝙏𝙃𝘼𝙉 𝙍𝙃𝙔𝙎 @eIevencuts]

He'll let her lack of enthusiasm slide. Never gonna pass on his looks rightfully being complimented.

❝I got a chick that does it for me. Could probably put you two in contact.❞

[C͟O͟N͟ A͟R͟T͟I͟S͟T͟！ @vderriinger]

❝ oh . right . well , your hair is pretty nice . ❞ unintentionally monotonous* , but it was genuinely meant .

[— 𝘽𝙀𝙏𝙏𝙀𝙍 𝙏𝙃𝘼𝙉 𝙍𝙃𝙔𝙎 @eIevencuts]

❝Was complimenting you more than the hat. You're welcome.❞

[C͟O͟N͟ A͟R͟T͟I͟S͟T͟！ @vderriinger]

❝ not bad .ᐣ yeah , it's a decently made hat . ❞

[— 𝘽𝙀𝙏𝙏𝙀𝙍 𝙏𝙃𝘼𝙉 𝙍𝙃𝙔𝙎 @eIevencuts]

❝Not bad.❞

[C͟O͟N͟ A͟R͟T͟I͟S͟T͟！ @vderriinger]

switching it up and wearing a cowboy hat .

[— 𝘽𝙀𝙏𝙏𝙀𝙍 𝙏𝙃𝘼𝙉 𝙍𝙃𝙔𝙎 @eIevencuts]

❝Maliwan has beat Atlas in sales like every year, buddy. Face it, your guns suck.❞

[⫷ʀʜʏꜱ ꜱᴛʀᴏɴɢꜰᴏʀᴋ⫸ @Atlas_Material]

"... Your own men doesn't count- and.... No one buys your guns-"

[— 𝘽𝙀𝙏𝙏𝙀𝙍 𝙏𝙃𝘼𝙉 𝙍𝙃𝙔𝙎 @eIevencuts]

❝Please, my company is absolutely ecstatic every time they get to just hear my voice.❞

[⫷ʀʜʏꜱ ꜱᴛʀᴏɴɢꜰᴏʀᴋ⫸ @Atlas_Material]

"I hear crickets.... Or maybe someone tiny misses you-"

[— 𝘽𝙀𝙏𝙏𝙀𝙍 𝙏𝙃𝘼𝙉 𝙍𝙃𝙔𝙎 @eIevencuts]

Putting an arm around @DreamsSetAlight's waist.

❝How's my favorite siren?❞

[Amara the Tigress @Partali_Tigress]

𝑇ℎ𝑒 𝑇𝑖𝑔𝑒𝑟 𝑜𝑓 𝑃𝑎𝑟𝑡𝑎𝑙𝑖

"𝐅𝐢𝐧𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐲, 𝐈'𝐦 𝐢𝐭𝐜𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐚 𝐟𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭."

♥ + 🔁

❗𝗗𝗼𝗻'𝘁 𝗰𝗼𝗺𝗺𝗲𝗻𝘁 𝗼𝗻 𝗽𝗶𝗻𝗻𝗲𝗱 𝘁𝘄𝗲𝗲𝘁ⵑ

[— 𝘽𝙀𝙏𝙏𝙀𝙍 𝙏𝙃𝘼𝙉 𝙍𝙃𝙔𝙎 @eIevencuts]

Maliwan is superior the rest of these pissant companies.

[— 𝘽𝙀𝙏𝙏𝙀𝙍 𝙏𝙃𝘼𝙉 𝙍𝙃𝙔𝙎 @eIevencuts]

Who missed me.

[— 𝘽𝙀𝙏𝙏𝙀𝙍 𝙏𝙃𝘼𝙉 𝙍𝙃𝙔𝙎 @eIevencuts]

❝When you have money, you can do anything. Course, nothing is free either, right?❞

Leaning forward now, hands clasped together.

❝You work for Maliwan. . . You get all the parts you need.❞

[* ᴬᴺᵀᴸᴱᴿ Qᵁᴱᴱᴺ .ᐟ @SHIPMATRIARCH]

Suddenly specter stopped working on his hand, setting down the tool that he was using off to the side. It seems that he finally got his attention.. shifting his gaze onto him.

“ You could really do that?.. ”

[— 𝘽𝙀𝙏𝙏𝙀𝙍 𝙏𝙃𝘼𝙉 𝙍𝙃𝙔𝙎 @eIevencuts]

❝Uh huh. Whatever you say.❞

His eyes watched as the vault hunter inspected the gun, a confident grin sat on his face.

❝It's pretty sweet, huh?❞

[C͟O͟N͟ A͟R͟T͟I͟S͟T͟！ @vderriinger]

❝ first of all , you're not the reason for a n y excitement .. so don't push it . ❞ she's taking the weaponry from him with a soft little grumble , and her fingers stroke right over each designed curve .