Optimistic Pessimist

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[Optimistic Pessimist @eLPy17]

If hypocrisy was what the force was made of, I'd be Luke Skywalker.

[Optimistic Pessimist @eLPy17]

I'm not sure if I'll continue to hang around here. This hellsite no longer feels like a hellhome. #RIPTwitter , you had a good run. When you get to that great mainframe in the sky, say hello to Livejournal, Xanga, and Vine for me.

[Optimistic Pessimist @eLPy17]

Really sad to read today that this hellsite, where I have made so many friends over the last 15 years, is going to be rebranded as "X," which is just the latest dumb fucking thing Elon has done. I'm elpy817 on Threads, which seems to be the best Twitter replacement right now, as

[Optimistic Pessimist @eLPy17]

all right guys I did it I joined threads. @elpy817 over there if you want to follow. #snipsnipbitches

[Optimistic Pessimist @eLPy17]

@ihatecrayons Good to know it didn't suddenly get good halfway through lol. I love a hate watch but on this one I refused to add to the viewing numbers.

[Optimistic Pessimist @eLPy17]

I'm seriously not used to having a doctor smile at me lol. Blood pressure is down even lower than last appt and the blood work I had done a few weeks ago came back good (even the glucose and A1C!).

[Optimistic Pessimist @eLPy17]

already hyping myself up to do my Wegovy injection tomorrow morning lol lol lol. I hate needles and I'm especially trepidatious about moving up to the 1.7 dose even though I've had no side effects so far. My doc was real happy when I had my follow-up on Monday tho,

[Optimistic Pessimist @eLPy17]

@ihatecrayons Yeah I watched the first episode and granted, I am anti-Levinson (Euphoria is just Not For Me) but it was worse than I expected. It was total edgelord shit, boring whole trying to convince you it's shocking. But on the plus side, your girl Jennie was great from what I could tell!

[Optimistic Pessimist @eLPy17]

I know that the overlap of "people who like glitch art" and "sewists/quilters" is probably, like, near nonexistent, but uh, I kind of need quilting cotton in @rob_sheridan 's tropiglitch print.

[Optimistic Pessimist @eLPy17]

I watched the Forks episode of #TheBear like four days ago and I'm still weeping over Richie's growth 😭����😭

[Optimistic Pessimist @eLPy17]

@TheIndigoDingo Like this! https://t.co/dmd1zDgZCa

[Optimistic Pessimist @eLPy17]

@TheIndigoDingo I've seen people make like, little bags that soap fits in, they use like a really textured stitch to make it scrubby. It would be quick, and an opportunity to capture the bath crowd? Let me see if I can find an example.

[Optimistic Pessimist @eLPy17]

Ok but I will cop to enjoying "Hell or High Water" a LOT though. Easily the best modern Western.

[Optimistic Pessimist @eLPy17]

Taylor Sheridan is the most GOP looking motherfucker I've ever seen. And yeah, I only made it like two episodes into Yellowstone because I will NEVER root for Kevin Costner over Native people. Also this is a show made in like 2018 where the "bad boy" character is introduced with

[Optimistic Pessimist @eLPy17]

"Judith," the hit A Perfect Circle song from *checks notes* the year 2000.

[Optimistic Pessimist @eLPy17]

The words "titanic tourist sub" are like an algebraic equation where the correct answer is "goes missing."

[Optimistic Pessimist @eLPy17]

Btw I'm like 34 lbs down and almost all of it came out of the titties, which is just, so unfair.

[Optimistic Pessimist @eLPy17]

Boy the Wegovy subreddit is uh, a real journey. Lots of dudes out there think constipation is as painful as childbirth.

[Optimistic Pessimist @eLPy17]

Damn, tough day for the bigots. Robertson dead. Trump indicted (again). Now Cracker Barrel tryna profit off the gays like everyone else?

[Texas Family Project @FamilyProjectTX]

We take no pleasure in reporting that @CrackerBarrel has fallen.

A once family friendly establishment has caved to the mob.

[Optimistic Pessimist @eLPy17]

Man I'm really glad that my friends and I have now made it through our twenties and are in our thirties and doing well.

[Optimistic Pessimist @eLPy17]

ok but how long is that in people years though https://t.co/XR7nD43EjS