TheSatanicHispanic

[Houston Astros @astros]

The battle for the Silver Boot returns!

Thanks to the @texaslottery, you and three friends have a chance to win an Astros MVP experience on Saturday, July 12! RT to win! #LUCKHAPPENS

[Michael Schwab @michaelschwab13]

Lol

[Houston Astros @astros]

The battle for The Silver Boot is back!

RT for a chance to win an MVP experience on Saturday 7/13 during this season's Silver Boot Series, thanks to the @Texaslottery! #LUCKHAPPENS

[Houston Astros @astros]

The battle for The Silver Boot is back!

RT for a chance to win an MVP experience on Saturday 7/13 during this season's Silver Boot Series, thanks to the @Texaslottery! #LUCKHAPPENS

[Michael Schwab @michaelschwab13]

My Spotify Wrapped this year was wild and very accurate.

[TheSatanicHispanic @eL_Boi713]

I should have stayed my ass at home...

[Jordan Moore @iJordanMoore]

@AP Suge Knight rn

[TheSatanicHispanic @eL_Boi713]

Why isn't there an HEB inside of Minute Maid Park?

[TheSatanicHispanic @eL_Boi713]

The only thing I tried in a small town was meth...

[Los Angeles Dodgers @Dodgers]

The Dodgers today acquired right-handed reliever Josh Fields from the Astros in exchange for minor-league first baseman Yordan Alvarez.

[TheSatanicHispanic @eL_Boi713]

Light one up for Paul Reubens

[Houston Astros @astros]

They're back.

🕖: 7:10 PM
🏟: Closed
📺: @ATTSportsNetSW
📻: @SportsTalk790 | Spanish: 93.3 FM

[TheSatanicHispanic @eL_Boi713]

It's been a long one #MyTwitterAnniversary

[Michael Schwab @michaelschwab13]

Good morning. Time to dance. Astros won.

[TheSatanicHispanic @eL_Boi713]

@CurrenSy_Spitta That heel click is me strolling into the weekend

[TheSatanicHispanic @eL_Boi713]

#713Day ya bish

[TheSatanicHispanic @eL_Boi713]

I didn't tell you about my long weekend because I really didn't want to hear about yours.