Le ringard

Founder: Tubali Earthworks @TubaliEarth | Engineer | Recluse, reader, adventurer, martial arts. I tweet in French sometimes.

[Nassim Nicholas Taleb's Wisdom @TalebWisdom]

"In any profession, 90% of people are clueless but work by situational imitation, narrow mimicry & semi-conscious role-playing. Except social "science" and journalism where it is 99% and 100%, respectively." - @nntaleb

[Q. Ali @NobleQAli]

Everything is performative to chronic underachievers.

[daddy ju @1eclercc]

you can survive everything in life, but you can’t escape the ignorance of a typical lagos person. they’ll ask about you like you’re some remote tribe living in amazon rainforest, then their mates will rock up with all sorts of mythical, hate-laced lies and stereotypical answers.

['Denike Danjuma @DeNiike_]

There is absolutely no reason why your nursery school child should be in a school bus at 5:30am.

This is part of a failed system and terrible government.

[Mookamedi Motswane @IamMotswane]

The whole concept of having kids is crazy to me because what is it that we want them to come do here (on earth)?

[Irish Unity 🇮🇪🇵🇸 @IrishUnity]

Breaking: The United Kingdom

[Ewgi @Ssaasquatch]

Me I know I can be extremely ruthless when necessary. Emphasis on that extremely

[Lwammie @AladyPL]

OMG 😂😂😂 I know someone who needs this 😂

[CHA$E @jehovahsflyest]

even at my brokest i felt like the coolest nigga in any room. that shit has to be in you not on you.

[AP @aryanpour]

a retard in motion is always better than a genius at rest

[Le ringard @eLyamus_]

@FarukHalilu_ @toluogunlesi My close friend’s father is a Nuclear Physicist/Reactor Engineer and he came back to Nigeria to work there.

[mark @mmarkgm]

how do you become an arms dealer? do you just wake up and start cold emailing dictators?

[another superstar! @mike_exee]

they really need to train them mehn. the 500m is purely imaginary but this interview could have linked him to Davido.

[Uncle K Esq @Supheey]

Acikin starter pack din ustazan Izala Akwai “Wato ainihi” da “ya’ani” 🤣
ع dey suffer for their mouth 🤣

[⛧ @oglocc__]

Now I already know which one to use when I go to drink lava.

[therealhelper @itsreallyhelper]

If you take Krav maga classes as a gentile they don't show you all the moves

[ISK @IyegereS]

No one thinks their ancestors were the ones shoveling the horse shit from the royal stable

[Múyìwá Mátùlúkò @MuyoSan]

Modern gaming is annoying.

I just got Call of Duty Modern Warfare III. Oya, time to play now. I must create an Activision account to progress.

Oya, account created. Now I have to join a server online to play multiplayer. But I'm not interested in multiplayer.

Oh, there's campaign mode, but you must download another 22GB of data?

I feel sorry for people who didn't grow up gaming in the 90s.

[hassan magajin giwa @kiiriikou007]

With all the money they spent on this mass wedding they could have mass wed me a thousand times to my sweet one. What a shame I only get to marry her once 😔