Elliot Malpass-Branch

Geordie living in the U.S

[Lea @Lea_EFC]

We’ve just witnessed the biggest robbery in Premier League history.

[Elliot Malpass-Branch @eMalpassBranch]

@WestHamPlace 0

[Footy Humour @FootyHumour]

Set-piece so crowded you need an Oyster card.

[WH Fan Place @WestHamPlace]

Who the fuck are Sunderland?

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[Newcastle United Supporters’ Club @NUSCuk]

We know that Christmas can be a difficult period for a lot of people. If you are struggling please reach out. #BeAGameChanger #NUFC

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[Newcastle United @NUFC]

Derby day. 🔜🍿

[Football Tweet ⚽ @Footballtweet]

🗣️ Gianni Infantino: "I will count to 3 and then I want all the Americans in this room to scream: "USA! USA! USA!". 1... 2... 3.... GO!.

"USA! USA! USA!"

"Okay now the Canadians... 1... 2... 3...GO!."

"CANADA! CANADA! CANADA!"

"Okay now the Mexicans: 1.. 2.. 3.. GO!"

"MEXICO! MEXICO! MEXICO!"

[Newcastle United @NUFC]

Today we remember Gary Speed, 14 years on from his tragic passing.

We miss you, Speedo 🖤🤍

[Newcastle United @NUFC]

We will be formally raising our concerns with UEFA, Olympique de Marseille and French police in relation to the unacceptable treatment of our supporters by police at Stade Vélodrome following Tuesday’s UEFA Champions League fixture.
https://t.co/gnpRRYQhiJ

[Elliot Malpass-Branch @eMalpassBranch]

@FabrizioRomano NUFC 🤝MFC 🖕🐍

[Elliot Malpass-Branch @eMalpassBranch]

Thiago Motta.

#nufc #NewcastleUnited #HoweOut

[Elliot Malpass-Branch @eMalpassBranch]

@MensatheArtist @officialgtfc Explain. I bet you didn't even watch it.

[Elliot Malpass-Branch @eMalpassBranch]

@MensatheArtist @officialgtfc Mate, you're the bloody club that lost to a league 2 side 😂

[Borussia Dortmund @BlackYellow]

dON't WoRRy, wE'Ve UpDatEd thE BiO 🥴

[MwepuMagic @MwepuMagic]

*Sigh

Another year goes on and more people forget what a Monster Mason Greenwood is.

[26x Turkish Champions 🟡🔴 @Galatasaray]

You'll never walk alone, but sometimes you walk out without points 🤷‍♂️

#UCL

[TheEuropeanLad @ThaEuropeanLad]

NO PENALTY GIVEN!!!!!!!!!! HOW IS THAT NOT A PEN! REF GETS IT WRONG AGAIN!!!!!?!! GAMES GONE!!!

[i love joe gomez @ldawg1245]

how do you sleep at night knowing you protected a rapist? #AskArteta

[Elliot Malpass-Branch @eMalpassBranch]

One thing I love about #NUFC is how we actually play English players as an English club. #ENGAND

[Football Factly @FootballFactly]

Isak in 3 years time…