Clapton Mbano

Numbers Speak for Themselves.
Chartered Accountant; Registered Tax Practitioner

Microsoft Excel Lover.
I count, therefore I exist.

#COUntingy_129

[Trung Phan @TrungTPhan]

the correct way to make a LinkedIn post announcing that you’re leaving a job

[Neet @neet_sol]

the rich and poor have free time. everyone else is at work

[. @Omgemeraldddd]

The literacy crisis isn’t that people can’t read the words. It’s that they can’t understand the context, infer meaning, recognise nuance, identify contradictions, or draw logical conclusions from what they’ve read

[𐙚𝒪𝓂𝑒𝓃𝒶♡💗 @Debonperc]

After weeks of rioting in Paris no one was killed.

Which technically means your child is safer attending a riot in Paris than a school in America.

[Susan Polgar @SusanPolgar]

🔥 A HUGE MILESTONE FOR 11-YEAR-OLD BODHANA! ♟️

With a draw against GM Nino Batsiashvili today and a win over IM Olga Badelka yesterday at the 2026 European Women’s Chess Club Cup, 11-year-old Bodhana Sivanandan 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 has reached a LIVE rating of 2402! 🤯👏

#Chess #BodhanaSivanandan #WomensChess @FIDE_chess @ECUonline @WOMChess @FideWomen

[Clapton Mbano @eMbano_ThankYou]

@ali_naka Democracy now measured in Mega Watts?

[Unathi Afrika @UnathiAfrika]

@joseph_kalimbwe On a side note, we are not "English speaking SADC countries". We are Abantu/Bathu or Southern Abantu/Batho/Bathu specifically. We need to stop identifying ourselves through European lens.

[Clapton Mbano @eMbano_ThankYou]

@maDube_ Is projected to...

[Clapton Mbano @eMbano_ThankYou]

@VMusinachirevo Zvamunenge mune muti mudama

[TEDIOUS MUSINACHIREVO @VMusinachirevo]

Personally I don't think Sir Wicknell Chivhayo owed anyone anything because in his paragraphs he would say " go and see Victor on Wednesday, your car is fully paid for and ready for collection.
Let us not take advantage yekuti akafa handika.

[NEASA @NeasaNews]

“Do not let a racial spreadsheet dictate who belongs in your business.”

Gerhard Papenfus on Employment Equity: why employers shouldn’t panic and why merit—not quotas—must remain non-negotiable.

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[Clapton Mbano @eMbano_ThankYou]

@martinFurmanEV @TInyhunta Come on Mr. Martin....A blunder in endgame of blindfold is still impress

[Turkishh @TInyhunta]

The skill gap between a GM and a very good chess player is so widee

let's not talk about amateurs🤦🔥

[Rupali fartyal @fartyal_re41134]

This bull vs kitten video in the arena is not about fight, it is about power vs innocence.

The bull has all the power to attack and destroy the tiny kitten in one second. But he doesn't.

Because the kitten shows no fear, only courage and curiosity. And power knows how to fight fear, but it has no answer for innocence.

[Clapton Mbano @eMbano_ThankYou]

@3x_nihil0 @oprydai Are you okay with the same conditions being required of American companies that invest worldwide?

[Africa First @AfricaFirsts]

Uganda Cranes 🇺🇬 forward Denis Omedi went viral for scoring one of the greatest goals in football history.

Many football fans around the world believed it deserved the Puskas Award, but it didn't win it.

What a Goal !!!

[Garry Kasparov @Kasparov63]

From my book on my 1973-1985 games. "I never again had such a triumphal year as 1980: I became a grandmaster and I won four gold medals – three championship medals plus one for the successful completion of my schooling!"

[Anish Giri @anishgiri]

I am ready to commentate the World Championship match together with Vidit, if the pay is high enough and he promises to behave well.

[Prabhat @Mukherjea]

@Foden47115 @eMbano_ThankYou And btw Tal beat prime Kasparov on his deathbed....so what do you think would happen in a real match with Hikaru?

[Clapton Mbano @eMbano_ThankYou]

@DeveshsK_ @DenisLazavik @GMHikaru Gukesh, the consistent underdog who defended his title three times