Frank Paternoster

It was fun while it lasted. @[email protected]

[Frank Paternoster @ePrankfort]

This. 1000x this. https://t.co/RikJNq32Ag

[Serenity Caldwell @settern]

Jeopardy was a mainstay in my house growing up, and a foundational part of my obsessive love of weird trivia and snarky retorts. We’ll miss you, Alex. 😞 https://t.co/pcj5HJvcz8

[Joe Biden @JoeBiden]

America, I’m honored that you have chosen me to lead our great country.

The work ahead of us will be hard, but I promise you this: I will be a President for all Americans — whether you voted for me or not.

I will keep the faith that you have placed in me.

[Steve Silberman @stevesilberman]

I want my nieces and nephews to have the chance to lead happy and secure lives on a livable planet with decent wages and accessible health care. That's how much of a "radical leftist" I am.

[Todd Vaziri @tvaziri]

“I take full responsibility... it’s not my fault.”

[Bob Specht @bobspecht]

A true public option for healthcare would be the biggest boon to entrepreneurship in decades.

[Frank Paternoster @ePrankfort]

Breaking: Trump makes first unequivocally true statement of his presidency: “I am not Abraham Lincoln.”

#Debate2020

[Frank Paternoster @ePrankfort]

You don’t have the votes.
You don’t have the votes.
You’re gonna need congressional approval and you don’t have the votes.

Such a blunder sometimes it makes me wonder why I even bring the thunder.

#saveusjoe

[Frank Paternoster @ePrankfort]

C’mon

[Joe Biden @JoeBiden]

Donald Trump should release his tax returns or shut up about corruption.

[Preet Bharara @PreetBharara]

Prepaid your taxes? It’s called hundreds of millions in losses carried over.

[Frank Paternoster @ePrankfort]

Biden giving a masterclass in equanimity.

[James Urbaniak @JamesUrbaniak]

Pink Eye and the Fly
Yes, Pink Eye and the Fly
One is a symptom, the other was larvae
To prove their precedence, they'll fuck with Michael Pence
They're Pink Eye and the Fly fly fly fly...

[Arianna Huffington @ariannahuff]

Remember when questions about the peaceful transfer of power didn’t need to be asked in a presidential debate? Making America great again….
#Debates2020

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

Pretty fly.

For a white guy.

[Matt McInerney @mattmc]

This fly has united America. The “flies love bullshit” jokes write themselves. We are all comedians tonight.

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

"For if you do not let My people go, behold, I will send swarms of flies on you and on your servants and on your people and into your houses."

Exodus 8:21-22.

[Frank Paternoster @ePrankfort]

Even the flies smell bullshit…

[Frank Paternoster @ePrankfort]

The Grand Prix event. @ The Hampton Classic Horse Show https://t.co/36i7pCSXqy

[Frank Paternoster @ePrankfort]

Back in Mexico City @ W Mexico City https://t.co/iMs7PpvmiG