Not a real Queenslander

Yo wassup, dickhead from SEQ here. grew up on traditional Gubbi Gubbi land

[𝟮𝟭.🛸 @Big_tagg]

i’ve tasted Unemployment and I’ve tasted 9-5.
i recommend not being born.

[Not a real Queenslander @eRhys7]

@MariaFlowersx66 Do you not know what ASEAN is? Frankly it’s better than NATO because its purpose is not about maintaining US Hegemony.

[Can't be blank @cheapncheerless]

Hearing you loud and clear, your holiness

[Hassan Mafi ‏ @thatdayin1992]

Trump every time his ratings go down

[jeremy @jeremylovesyall]

no one could have foreseen that the butlerian jihad will be catholic

[Not a real Queenslander @eRhys7]

@muwt Wtf did they use udon noodles in that pho???? Bruh and that meat does not look good.

[Dear Self. @Dearme2_]

27 is a weird age you feel like you're 19, but then you meet a 19 year old and realize you're 45.

[Nicole is watching House🖤🩶🤍💜🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️ @DLCDonut]

Guy who thinks ww2 was fictional: “he just hides in a room and shoots himself?? Talk about aura loss.”

[Everything Price Sufferer (but especially eggs) @agraybee]

I didn't know Helen of Troy could generate so much conflict.

[Pancho @mybadbrah]

modern dating is going out with someone and having the most beautiful night of your life for 9 hours thinking you met your wife then they ghost you the next day cuz they got the ick when u sent them an apple music link

[NEET @neetrockstar]

Jacking off drunk feels like an underwater mario level

[Lulu☁️ @muixyui]

"if ur not American why do u talk about American politics, why do you care" Idk man maybe cuz ur politics keep bombing half of the world

[dane 🚩 @buckadeath]

Best part about Chinese cooking is they use a portal to hell instead of an induction stove

[₣ØⱤ₮Ɏ✭ @Forty1_0]

Oh he was PISSED 😭😭😭😭😭

[MrVert🔴⚪ @MrGrEenFR]

Seeing how they struggle to fit in this space, if only there were smaller people ready for this kind of job......

[Garth ..... Gasu - ガース @gasugasu1984]

this will be subject to long questioning at the Royal Commission

[Yoshi ☄️ @wakeupyoshi]

imagine watching him walk back to the cockpit if she said no 😭

[7AFL @7AFL]

It's Grand Final rematch day! Which means it's time for a look back at Brisbane's unforgettable burst...

• 4:00 remaining, Q3: One-point game
• 4:00 remaining, Q4: 64 (!) point game

#AFLLionsCats

[𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 @AbakpaJob]

In fairness to Jesus, "One of you will betray me" is a great dinner party conversation opener.

[having a moment @fragrantmoment]

@aallleeexxxxxx1 ADHD king rereading the same page over and over because his mind kept drifting