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Just me doing my thing

[eXcess @eXcess41]

@OkoiMichael10 Oga na bike for daily balance be this?.... you no see Bajaj?? You knack better power bike, you say na Daily Balance... God abeg o🤣

[eXcess @eXcess41]

@ArunBha89728675 Don't worry, the friction from two people moving in that heat would probably cause a house fire anyway.🤕😉✌️

[eXcess @eXcess41]

Don't worry, the friction from two people moving in that heat would probably cause a house fire anyway.🤕😉✌️

[eXcess @eXcess41]

@just_2undey @NigeriaStories My Bro The traffic jam between the bedpost and the office chair is truly brutal these days. Bold of you to assume his bedroom and his office aren't already the exact same place.well, we wouldn't want him burning too many calories while multitasking between his bed and his desk😁

[eXcess @eXcess41]

Can we please see the presidential food budget? Because if he's eating once a day, we need a massive refund on the Aso Rock catering bills. Tinubu Trekking to the office? as how na? So i guess the presidential jet and the long convoys are also parked to save fuel money? Bah?

[Nigeria Stories @NigeriaStories]

President Bola Tinubu treks to office and eats once daily.

~ NRS Chairman says , Zach Adelabu Adedeji.

[eXcess @eXcess41]

@DAribatise @DanielRegha It takes a village to raise a child, but apparently, it only took one father to pass down this masterpiece.
Bold of you to assume he knows his father well enough to copy him. Have a great day🥂✌️

[eXcess @eXcess41]

@TiAmoPiu2026 You keep matching real humans with AI... that's not what a real dating sites should do?

[eXcess @eXcess41]

@match_itsuki Quick!, someone tell my happily married parents of 40 years. They have been doing it wrong this whole time.🫣😁

[eXcess @eXcess41]

Quick!, someone tell my happily married parents of 40 years. They have been doing it wrong this whole time.🫣😁

[イツキ @match_itsuki]

大事なので3回言うぞ

女は"一途な男"に一番冷める
女は"一途な男"に一番冷める
女は"一途な男"に一番冷める

女だって本当は、

[eXcess @eXcess41]

@NigeriaStories It is so comforting to know that what is happening in Iran directly dictates whether a Nigerian can afford a bag of rice. Well, all thanks to APC we were saved frm 3,500/$, so now we can comfortably afford and enjoy "Our now stable rate" while we eat our imaginary 3 square meal😒

[eXcess @eXcess41]

It is so comforting to know that what is happening in Iran directly dictates whether a Nigerian can afford a bag of rice. Well, all thanks to APC we were saved frm 3,500/$,so now we can comfortably afford and enjoy "Our now stable rate" while we eat our imaginary 3 square meal😒

[Nigeria Stories @NigeriaStories]

The fuel subsidy today would have been N53 trillion if President Tinubu hadn’t removed it, given what is happening in Iran and globally, the exchange rate of 1 naira to a dollar would have been roughly N3,500.

- ZACCH ADEDEJI, Chairman NRS

[eXcess @eXcess41]

@NigeriaStories To be fair, 400 is less of a number when more than 300million Nigerians are also fighting for survival in the same Nigeria🇳🇬. Omo the elephants need to join the queue.😒

[eXcess @eXcess41]

To be fair, 400 is less of a number when more than 300million Nigerians are also fighting for survival in the same Nigeria🇳🇬. Omo the elephants need to join the queue.😒

[Nigeria Stories @NigeriaStories]

𝗡𝗶𝗴𝗲𝗿𝗶𝗮’𝘀 🇳🇬 𝗿𝗲𝗺𝗮𝗶𝗻𝗶𝗻𝗴 400 𝗲𝗹𝗲𝗽𝗵𝗮𝗻𝘁𝘀 are 𝗳𝗶𝗴𝗵𝘁ing 𝗳𝗼𝗿 𝘀𝘂𝗿𝘃𝗶𝘃𝗮𝗹.

~ 𝗖𝗼𝗻𝘀𝗲𝗿𝘃𝗮𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻𝗶𝘀𝘁𝘀 says

[eXcess @eXcess41]

@MasterMaliq That’s exactly what someone who is trying to get me to share my shawarma would say. I read the terms and conditions, Maliq. I know your game, and it's Checkmate! On y'all🫣😁✌️

[eXcess @eXcess41]

That’s exactly what someone who is trying to get me to share my shawarma would say. I read the terms and conditions, Maliq. I know your game, and it's Checkmate! On y'all🫣😁✌️

[Maliq @MasterMaliq]

Dear non Muslims ,

Stop being afraid of Muslims. We are not your enemies.

[eXcess @eXcess41]

@enesovat22 So if I water my lawn in Egypt, does that count as a miracle or a geopolitical violation? We'll all wait until this dude finds out what happens to the green parts of Europe during winter. Do they lose their blessing for four months?"

[eXcess @eXcess41]

So if I water my lawn in Egypt, does that count as a miracle or a geopolitical violation? We'll all wait until this dude finds out what happens to the green parts of Europe during winter. Do they lose their blessing for four months?😁😁

[Enes 🇹🇷 @enesovat22]

Christian lands are blessed ✝️

Islam lands are cursed

[eXcess @eXcess41]

He didn’t lie. The truth just changed its mind mid-sermon. It’s called a cognitive miracle, look it up, you'll be shocked. If they don't Lie, how will our FAITH be tested? "These things are spiritual, Daniel you'll never understand"🫣🫣😉😁

[Daniel Regha @DanielRegha]

I will never understand how people still attend a church where the GO has been caught lying repeatedly.