eZaFGirthyKitten

🐱 The girthiest picks on the timeline
CFB • NFL • NBA • MLB • NHL
📈 Analytics, ball knowledge & vibes
💰 Tail at your own risk

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Welcome to eZaFGirthyKitten Locks. 🐱🔒

Just analytics, ball knowledge, and an irresponsible amount of confidence.

CFB. NFL. NBA. MLB. NHL.

The kitten has spoken. The locks are in.

Let’s get girthy. 📈💰

[eZaFGirthyKitten @eZaFGrthyKitten]

📊 TONIGHT’S DAMAGE

🏈 NORTHWESTERN ✅
⭐ Stars ML ❌
🔒 PITT ✅ — PRIVATE PLAY

Northwestern didn’t just cover. They beat the brakes off Penn State.

Stars couldn’t get it done, but the Kitten finishes the night 2-1.

The weekend has officially begun.

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🚨 FREE PLAY 🚨

🏈 NORTHWESTERN +2.5

New Ryan Field. Friday night. Penn State in town.

The Kitten is taking the points.

Feeling extra girthy? Sprinkle the Northwestern ML. 🐱👀

#Northwestern #PennState #CFB #CFBPicks #SportsBetting #StayGirthy #KittenLocks

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🚨 FREE PLAY 🚨

Hockey tried to neuter the Kitten yesterday.

Unfortunately, the procedure was unsuccessful.

⭐ DALLAS STARS ML

We’re back on the ice. 🐱🔒

#DallasStars #NHL #NHLPicks #SportsBetting #StayGirthy #KittenLocks

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🚨 2 FREE PLAYS TONIGHT 🚨

The Kitten is keeping a 3rd play tucked away. 🐱🔒

Want it?

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💬 Comment “STAY GIRTHY”

Do all 3 and the Kitten will send you the extra play.

#CFB #CFBPicks #SportsBetting #GamblingTwitter #StayGirthy #KittenLock

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🚨 THE KITTEN IS BACK TONIGHT 🚨

Tonight’s card has been studied. The numbers have been crunched.

The Kitten spent some extra time in the litter box this morning. He’s seen enough. 🐱🔒

Plays dropping soon…

#CFB #CollegeFootball #CFBPicks #SportsBetting #StayGirthy

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@NickGates72814 This guy gets it. 🐱🤝

The Kitten always lands on his feet.

#StayGirthy

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📊 YESTERDAY’S DAMAGE

🏈 BROWNS +3.5 ✅ OUTRIGHT WIN
🐋 Sabres ML ❌
⚡ Lightning ML ❌

Hockey took the Kitten out back and beat his ass.

🔒 KITTEN LOCKS: 3-2

Time to get hot heading into the weekend. 🐱🔒

#SportsBetting #NFLPicks #NHL #StayGirthy #KittenLocks

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@Guess_Pray_Bets

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@FantasyFBallAZ The exact moment I knew Browns +3.5 was cashed 😭🐱

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🚨 BROWNS WIN OUTRIGHT 🚨

BROWNS +3.5 ✅

Didn’t need the points.

The Kitten just loaded into Tomlin’s world and chose violence. 🐱⛏️

STAY GIRTHY.

#Browns #TNF #NFLPicks

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@Jerrythekid21 You think?

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@REFLOG18 ALL DAY. THE KITTEN GAVE A ROAR

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@Allinonecappers Empire knows what up

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@theblockspot Watch where the kitten takes its talents next

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@BeerlyFootball Can’t

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@MoneylineMafia_ The Kitty thinks that is a litter box wager

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🏒 HOCKEY UPDATE 🏒

🐋 Sabres ML ❌
⚡ Lightning ML ❌

The Kitten has been banned from the ice until further notice.

Turns out cats don’t belong on skates.

Football, please save us. 🐱🔒

#NHL #SportsBetting #GamblingTwitter #StayGirthy #KittenLocks

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🐱 SOME EXTRAS 🐱

The Kitten wasn’t done shopping.

⚡ LIGHTNING ML
🏈 HAROLD FANNIN JR. FIRST TD

Fannin has scored the first TD in 3 of Cleveland’s last 4 home games. 👀

A little something for the road. 🐱🔒

#NHL #NFL #TNF #Browns #SportsBetting #StayGirthy #KittenLocks

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🚨🐋 KITTEN WHALE 🐋🚨

The Kitten caught the whale.

🏒 BUFFALO SABRES ML
💰 WHALE PLAY

The biggest play on the card tonight.

Time to reel it in. 🐱🐋🔒

#NHL #Sabres #NHLPicks #SportsBetting #GamblingTwitter #StayGirthy #KittenLocks

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