shhhhh..stop talking

😂😂😂😂

[shhhhh..stop talking @e_4600]

consumerism (2020)

[bald ann dowd @ali_sivi]

sometimes you have to throw your hair in a greasy low ponytail put on some deftones and handle it

[The Lesbian Pervert @babyknifespice]

asking a toddler to switch seats with me on the plane so I can sit next to their hot mom

[Desus MF Nice💯 @desusnice]

If the knicks win we’re carrying the t-rex skeleton from the museum of natural history to the front of MSG

[𝓜𝓪𝓽𝓽 ✈️ @mldiffley]

Who near Hell’s Kitchen and wants to ride the elephant I stole from the Bronx Zoo an hour ago

[Eric Hovagim @EricHovagim]

nightclub music last night in Shanghai, China went crazy

[shhhhh..stop talking @e_4600]

guess I gotta accept the pain

[damon 💬 @damonwishes]

squiward being bikini bottom's strict elder gay

[Lena @chancevisitors]

[offering nothing of value] new york needs me

[⋆⟢ @cyber_l0ser]

i like when i don’t make sense to anyone #stayconfused

[hari! @whitesnowml]

3 ppl texting me at the same time im finna cry

[$$$… @prkmsj]

i miss joanne the scammer 😩 where tf has she been man.

[shhhhh..stop talking @e_4600]

accepting it because wtf else can I do

[ariana feeds @arianafeeds]

1. won’t break, can’t shake
2. this fate, rewrite
3. deep breaths, tight chest
4. life, death, rewind

[kordell @lledrook]

all this virus talk on my timeline do i gotta remind yall that the class of 2020 had no graduation

[BASED SAVAGE @crackcobain__]

I remember Whitney Houston died and my auntie whooped my ass for no reason

[bullseye drinks beer @mikehunnidproof]

just saw the person i thought i killed five years ago drinking a bloody mary at cracker barrel

[zae @itszaeok]

what y'all think jesus saying to jelly roll?

[shhhhh..stop talking @e_4600]

no popcorn at the Movies. being really brave rn

[shhhhh..stop talking @e_4600]

ready for the big freeze