Ezekiel “E-Train” Kristiansen

🔰 | cant stop the e-train | Virginia College alum | former Burger King Manager | 12x Skybar trivia champ |

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This is what I would imagine Dua Lipa’s piss tastes like #expand

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@rounder829 @harm27 You should look into prediction markets my friend.

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#paultierney needs to be investigated

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@Greg_Flunkin @Publix Greg. Walmart was also out of boneless thighs. Might be a recession indicator.

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@brfootball I want whatever drugs admin is snorting

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@Jameisbetter @killinemrodney Shits nice but one time the bowl was still burning (I guess) when someone used it then the next thing you know the damn plastic on the bottom melted and ash went fucking everywhere

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This app fucking sucks. @parlay_play

Don’t deposit, they’re running a complete scam.

Not sure how shit like this is legal in AL, but normal betting or the lottery is still a cardinal sin

[Dr. Kenny “Kloppers” Hobbs III @TakitakiBurner]

Yea. This is very much my speed

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@incognitoStunna Don’t think it matters, if it’s in the bio she wants you to click it right?

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Just sat on my balls at work and almost threw up after fuck

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Chat did we find fruzz burner? Looks like a nice seat in the pledge section #classic

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@DavidZach16 But watching commercials at least once every drive is supposed to feed focus?

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You gotta be shitting me big Disney ruins everything

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Fuck it, raise the price of redzone, I’ll pay whatever to not have to watch a commercial on Sundays. (Stream East undefeated)

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Fuck it, raise the price of redzone, I’ll pay whatever to not have to watch a commercial on Sundays. (Stream East undefeated)

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Why did no one tell me IPAs are this good?

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College football on tv is ass. Commercials have ruined the sport.

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She’s sitting where hundreds have pissed over the years

[Rush Propst’s Burner @not_RushPropst]

We being serious rn??

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@EiffelDavis69 I just go to Wingstop when I wanna remember chef Brittany and chef Paula whipping up Tuesday night wings at the house

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Damn I’m old asf

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Tyrann Mathieu announces his retirement from the NFL after 12 seasons.