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information whore

[the heart @Fredward3948576]

One firework is enough to get the point across

[Jessie Singer @JessieSingerNYC]

all the celebrities barricaded together in a giant arena during a historic blackout-risk heat wave IS a good set up for a dystopian sci-fi novel

[THEO♅ʙʀoмɪc @theobromic_]

if a muslim stood up on a plane and started a monologue with “if you were to die today” they would be dragged out before they could even finish

[Starlight 💫 (twitch.tv/x0starlight) @x0Starlight]

“i’m engaged!” “i’m pregnant!” “i just bought a house!” yeah well im gonna watch The Odyssey in IMAX

[Audri 🍓🌗 ☭ @AudrianaCB]

If I had taylor swift money and wanted to get married in a secure indoor venue in nyc I would rent out the metropolitan museum of art but I guess the difference is I have some level of taste

[B.W. Carlin @BaileyCarlin]

The thing about Egg is he is absolutely going to have that shit on

[MP Arizona☀️🏳️‍🌈💙🌵🐕🐕‍🦺🫂💦🏜🐟🌴🎙🌎🌻♍️🌊 @AzPetrich]

We're experiencing this heatwave because the gates of hell have opened for Mitch McConnell.

[your cousin Vinny @muddaub]

this response could shut down 90% of discourse on this app

[alli @sonofalli]

chief of staff is just EA for boys

[Meech @MediumSizeMeech]

Kanye galavanting around with his architectress, and Kim digging around in another dead woman’s closet trying on her dresses, nobody doing the parenting

[@redaction @redaction]

Vaping in your bed and scrolling Twitter is pretty much the same as being on a yacht off the coast of Santorini

[Brett Kollmann @BrettKollmann]

Is there anyone even left in the Netherlands

[Farnoush Amiri @FarnoushAmiri]

The key to not being depressed after you return home from vacation is to live in New York City

[Soleil @soleiljolina]

I don’t care how bad life gets I’m not watching lοve iѕland

[bunnie @CuriousBunnie12]

can you just be normal and say “I love my baby” or something

[Jack Kubinec @whosknave]

every woman in my life is in deep denial about taylor swift's wedding being at madison square garden

[levered beta boy @leveredbetaboy2]

If $META employees are learning about the future of AI from Kyle fucking Kuzma it deserves to trade at a sub market multiple

[IT WAS NEVER GOING TO BE ME @solomonmissouri]

you got a sister????

[Tommy Vietor @TVietor08]

god dammit this is so funny

[🇦🇷🇦🇷🇦🇷johnny🇦🇷🇦🇷🇦🇷 @notthechips]

the W in George W Bush stands for Woke