Ethan

[Guinness World Records @GWR]

Fastest time to peel and slice a pineapple - 11.43 seconds achieved by Dominika Gasparova (Slovakia) in association with Del Monte (UK) 🍍

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@arielxpink Praying for you man

[Miles Teller @Miles_Teller]

Hey @Apple how about acknowledging our Armed Forces in your next emoji update.

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@Carlos_Film AGREED

[Kevin Durant @KDTrey5]

Wassup people..jus chillin listening to a variety of different music...

[Dr. Miami @TheRealDrMiami]

Yes men get BBLs too

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I like the new twitter. Many bots now following me

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I can’t tweet :/

[Sridhar Ramesh @RadishHarmers]

Senator Dianne Feinstein would rather die than submit to Congress's oppressive new dress code. Rest in power.

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@tender_virgo I miss it too

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Us retail workers…we’re delusional!

[San Diego Zoo Wildlife Alliance @sandiegozoo]

Say hello to our fuzzy friend. SDZWA celebrated the 241st California condor hatching at the Safari Park on March 13th. This tiny thunderbird is being puppet-reared and will be released into the wild when it reaches adulthood as part of the California Condor Recovery Program.

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@emily_myers_ Sometimes the Air Marshal is sitting next to you rubbing knees and solving a Rubik’s cube. I’ve actually heard this is very common

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@tender_virgo New Barbie movie looks SO good but then again Greta Gerwig is literally everything. Didn’t know she would get nasty like this though. Might be R

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@tender_virgo Margot Robbie 😍 what a slay

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@marinaraband I can only assume west coast dates are forthcoming???

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@emily_myers_ Where exactly around Reno were you fucking?

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@whitneyyyhall Oh

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@whitneyyyhall What did Sandro do that or something?