Evan Botizan

Here's the water, make it rain

[ol’ stocky ⛳️ @oldstocky]

In my boss’ office demanding 3 months PTO for religious reasons (White Boy Summer)

[HowlingMutant @Howlingmutant0]

Hmmmm what else could we apply this logic to?

[Evan Botizan @e_botizan]

This is remarkable. Grew up in the easiest time IN HISTORY to make money, employed for 37 years and has zero dollars. Yes, this is definitely everyone else’s fault but your own.

[I Dissent @DissentFu]

I am 52 years old. I have been working since I was 15 years old. I have no savings, no retirement, and will never own a home before I die.

And there is now a trillionaire.

[N 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇧🇷 @nkayyox]

we’re all hate watching usa right

[Flappr @flapprdotnet]

Counterpoint: America Rules

[Evan Botizan @e_botizan]

Did you make them read this at gunpoint?

[Politics UK @PolitlcsUK]

🚨 NEW: The family of the Belfast attempted beheading victim has called for calm

"We have many migrants who make a deeply valuable contribution to our country. We depend on them to make our country work. We do not want this terrible tragedy to be used to divide people"

[WVU Baseball @WVUBaseball]

FOR THE FIRST TIME IN PROGRAM HISTORY, WE'RE GOING TO THE COLLEGE WORLD SERIES!!!

#HailWV // #Omaneers

[Evan Botizan @e_botizan]

This man is a hero

[wvusportsfan 🦊 @wvusportsf92434]

Waterboarding myself for WVU baseball part 4 late edition(filmed seconds before WVU scored their 5 runs btw)

[Evan Botizan @e_botizan]

They’ll have to answer for this one day, and I doubt they’ll like the judgement. Evil walks amongst us, and it’ll use a child’s death for content.

[New York Post @nypost]

YouTuber Jesse Ridgway and wife terminate pregnancy after Down syndrome diagnosis https://t.co/LPfP8BX9ld

[Evan Botizan @e_botizan]

Are you telling me maintaining muscle mass and cardio is good for you? Well I never.

[Dexerto @Dexerto]

A study has found that weightlifting for just two hours a week is linked to a lower risk of early death

The research also found the biggest benefits were among people who combined weight training with activities like running

[Evan Botizan @e_botizan]

@PFTCommenter it’s our favorite national pastime: watching Greg Hardy get knocked the fuck out.

[Evan Botizan @e_botizan]

It’s $175, just buy a fucking window unit and quit complaining. For people who love “muh science” they refuse to take advantage of one of the great inventions of the 21st century.

[Claire Voyant @lildudeoji]

And the entire world is fucking annoyed at americans acting like buying a fucking AC unit or “just drink more water” is a solution to accelerated global temperatures that the USA is mostly responsible for. You lot are never beating the dumbass self-obsessed idiot allegations

[Evan Botizan @e_botizan]

@greg_bat They’re weak people who use their small little bit of power to feel superior over people. Sad, pathetic humans.

[The White House @WhiteHouse]

Today, we remember a legend.

On this day in history, Harambe would have celebrated another birthday. An icon that became part of internet history, American culture, and an entire generation’s timeline.

Tomorrow marks 10 years since we lost him. Ten years since the moment the world stopped scrolling and collectively mourned something bigger than a meme.

He became a symbol of loyalty, strength, chaos, unity, and the strange beauty of the internet bringing millions of people together for one cause: never forgetting Harambe.

Everyone remembers where they were when they heard the news. And somehow, a decade later, his legacy still lives on.

Gone, but never forgotten.
Rest easy to a true patriot. 🕊️🇺🇸

May 27, 1999 — May 28, 2016
Forever in our hearts.

[Evan Botizan @e_botizan]

@greg_bat No one’s ever said “Vapes Rock” #CigsRock

[Brooke Espinoza @BrookeMH__]

Smoke a cigarette you fucking loser

[Still Boneless @still_boneless]

“She died peacefully in the hospital, surrounded by her travel books”

[big content guy @bigcontentguy]

i miss when streamers played video games instead of running around saying the N word or shocking their dogs to stay in frame while they talk about marxism to 11 year olds