Emily Elizabeth

Queen of lukewarm hot takes.

#copywriter/ #writer in NYC, #comedy junkie.
peep my words:

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Couples costume idea: Charles Hayden Savage and Sazz Pataki #OMITB

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Why do I never have the right channel to watch #MNF 🤦🏻‍♀️

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#jetsvseagles

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Gainwell look like he got toilet paper stuck in his leggings

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Gainwell look like he got toilet paper stuck in his leggings

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When the Jets have a good first quarter against the only remaining undefeated NFL team

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34 is “splurging” on a quality pair of fuzzy socks

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@MarthaStewart on #SportsIllustrated is the new champagne on @KimKardashian’s 🍑

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Sorry, honey. I’m leaving you for the massage chair at the airport.

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When the child’s pose hits

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Why isn’t Coolio trending yet #RihannaSuperBowl

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#AvocadosFromMexico commercial was a fine example of what happens when the client says “can we combine these ideas?” and you actually listen #SuperBowlLVII

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Day 3 of having Tina Turner stuck in my head and, dare I say, it's simply the best.

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Off-color is my favorite color

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Normalize Work From Bed Fridays

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Nobody:
Canada: What's your favourite colour?

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Me: bookstores are so romantic 😍

My husband: for nerds…

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Easing my election day anxiety with nonstop christmas music

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Trick or treat mini hersheys bars just hit different

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What I wanted to do today: write 2,000 words.

What I've done so far: delete 3,000 emails. #CreativeADD

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Is there a reason the Phillies song is Dancing On My Own other than “some drunk fans got the whole stadium singing it?” I really hope not 🙏🏻 #WorldSeries