eriKa

[caila 🔻 @HEARTAVl]

when their total comes out to $17.38 & i have to act like i dont even care…

[NESS @highoffness]

me trying not to reveal the surprise or the gift i'm going to give someone in advance

[Emma Ketchum @emmaketchup7]

A weighted blanket is not enough I need a hydraulic press

[Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports]

I think, 25 years later, it’s pretty goddamn safe to say that nobody made an entrance like Chris Farley.

[sueeeeeeeeeeee @ponnysonn]

I don’t get why the world had to go to shit during MY 20s

[Joseph Fink, 👻🎃healthcare is a human right🎃👻 @PlanetofFinks]

The thing about having "guns" as your hobby, is that if my hobby had turned into the number one reason of death for children, I would just find another hobby.

[Zara Rahim @ZaraRahim]

insane how the only notable change since Sandy Hook is that kids are now formally trained to hide, barricade doors, fight, or run for their lives. that was the solution. to literally put the responsibility on them to figure it out and wish them luck.

[eriKa @e_daube]

frozen grapes

[eriKa @e_daube]

it’s just really hard to grow up when you’re always having to babysit your parent(s)

[eriKa @e_daube]

if you’ve never supported me or talked to me within the last 5 years - don’t ask me for help like I owe you a favor🤡🙅🏻‍♀️

[eriKa @e_daube]

of course I spend $$ on new signs and it thunderstorms the next two days to ruin them immediately. 😓🙃

[Ashley Coleman Thomas @ashleymcoleman_]

People give a lot of relationship advice. You know mine?

Two full bathrooms.

You’re welcome.

[eriKa @e_daube]

you don’t need a 20% downpayment to buy a house!! depending on the type of loan you qualify for, you could bring as little as 3% to closing 🤗 #latenightfyi

[eriKa @e_daube]

stay in your own lane people, damn

[Qadi @Bigqadi]

not wearing black is kinda hard to do

[‘ @supnullpointer]

Having a childhood before social media took over is a blessing in disguise fr